Here are some of my personal favourites:

- Empire Strikes back, when Han Solo, etc, walk into the room along with Lando and sees Darth, and Chewie does that awesome roar and Han just busts out the blaster and haves at Darth - that bit rocks.
- Mallrats - 'that kid is back on the escalator!'
- The Rock, Michael Biehn's 'I CANNOT GIVE THAT ORDER' speech.
- Die Hard, the whole movie, but especially the bit where Bruce is fighting that big blonde nazi dude towards then end, and you hear him say "I'm gonna f***** kill you.. then I'm gonna f***** cook you... then I'm gonna f*****g eat you!"

Oh, so many!

Jenna Jameson - Fire Down Below the whole movie :P

- Return of The Jedi, when Luke says "You've failed your highness, I am a Jedi like my father before me"

Clerks - Every time I kiss you I taste 36 other guys!

Stargate - the mysterious horus killing all the soldiers inside the pyramid
Pulp Fiction - Samuel L Jackson's quote from the bible
Clerks - do you have that movie with that guy...

Office space - at the start where the white guy in the car is singing to hardcore n**** G rap, the black guy comes up to the car then he turns the volume down.

Hah, is that the bit where he's talking to the guy in the chair who he shoots eventually?

If so, that bit f*****g rocks.

The Exorcist - When the Credits started to roll (F*** that was a horrible movie)

the rock - green smoke green smoke
the usual suspects - at the end when the cripple starts walkin

and dont try sleeping cuz the railroad is plastic anyway!

got this list from some site


1.
Francis Ford Coppola's family jewel, "The Godfather"

2.
Janet Leigh showers in "Psycho"

3.
Marlon Brando bellows in "A Streetcar Named Desire"

4.
"Star Wars'" F/X blast other movies to smithereens

5.
Steven Spielberg makes the best of "Jaws"

6.
Stanley Kubrick looks ahead in "2001: A Space Odyssey"

7.
Charlton Heston parts the Red Sea in "The Ten Commandments"

8.
Robert De Niro is hailed in "Taxi Driver"

9.
"Pulp Fiction" blasts onto screens

10.
Marilyn Monroe does grate things for "Seven Year Itch"

11.
Gene Kelly makes a splash in "Singin' in the Rain"

12.
The desert appears in "Lawrence of Arabia"

13.
Marlon Brando walks "On the Waterfront"

14.
Sean Connery, as 007, battles "Dr. No"

15.
Indies come of age with "sex, lies and videotape"

16.
Al Pacino delivers the kiss of death in "The Godfather Part II"

17.
Homeliness triumphs in "E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial"

18.
James Dean sees red in "Rebel Without a Cause"

19.
Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis find "Some Like It Hot"

20.
"Vertigo" baffles the critics

21.
Mookie throws the trash can in "Do the Right Thing"

22.
Magnetic Video releases the first movies on tape

23.
"Bonnie and Clyde" blows critics and moviegoers away

24.
Dennis Hopper inhales in "Blue Velvet"

25.
Film in England swings with "Tom Jones," "Darling," and "Alfie"

26.
"All About Eve" and "Sunset Boulevard" explore the dark side of stardom

27.
Tom Hanks mainstreams homosexuality with "Philadelphia"

28.
"American Graffiti" launches nostalgia -- and careers

29.
Woody Allen and Diane Keaton make "Annie Hall"

30.
"Titanic" launches Leonardo DiCaprio

31.
"Midnight Cowboy" and "True Grit" duke it out

32.
John Cassavetes' "Faces" creates the independent film

33.
John Travolta gives us "Saturday Night Fever"

34.
Faye Dunaway finds darkness on the edge of "Chinatown"

35.
The new wave breaks with François Truffaut's "The 400 Blows"

36.
The Weinsteins form Miramax and unleash the indie era

37.
The devil goes into heavy rotation in "The Exorcist"

38.
Westerns reach a new peak with "The Searchers"

39.
Glenn Close springs from the tub in "Fatal Attraction"

40.
"Singin'" turns ecstasy to evil in "A Clockwork Orange"

41.
Robert De Niro wins Best Actor for "Raging Bull"

42.
"Schindler's List" is set free

43.
Disney resurfaces on the sturdy fins of "The Little Mermaid"

44.
Dustin Hoffman submerges himself in "The Graduate"

45.
"Dr. Strangelove" goes boom

46.
Robert Altman's "Nashville" introduces the company of many

47.
"West Side Story"'s Natalie Wood weeps for Tony

48.
Steven Spielberg takes Omaha Beach in "Saving Private Ryan"

49.
"Ben-Hur"'s sweet chariot race

50.
Oliver Stone shows that war really is hell with "Platoon"

51.
Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis hit the gas in "Thelma & Louise"

52.
"This Is Spinal Tap" brews a new genre: the mockumentary

53.
Otto Preminger breaks the Code with "The Moon Is Blue"
54.
Sigourney Weaver gets into the action in "Aliens"

55.
"Blazing Saddles" lets it rip

56.
Meryl Streep speaks in tongues in "Sophie's Choice"

57.
Starling meets Lecter in "The Silence of the Lambs"

58.
Jimmy Stewart cuts a backend deal with "Winchester '73"

59.
Jack Nicholson in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

60.
America embraces Italy's sexual revolution

61.
Rocky loses

62.
The "Wild Bunch" shoot-out pushes the bloody envelope

63.
"Airplane!" sets a jokes-per-minute record

64.
Judy Garland shines again in "A Star Is Born"

65.
"The Lion King" roars

66.
"Boyz N the Hood" brings tragedy home

67.
Shirley MacLaine lets loose in "Terms of Endearment"

68.
"Network"'s Peter Finch sees the light

69.
Dustin Hoffman does drag in "Tootsie"

70.
Akira Kurosawa's "Seven Samurai" redefines the Western

71.
Oliver Stone gets into hot water with "Natural Born Killers"

72.
Pauline Kael is fired after panning "The Sound of Music"

73.
Shaft breaks the color barrier

74.
Robert Duvall loves the smell of napalm in the morning in "Apocalypse Now"

75.
Barbra Streisand stars in "Funny Girl"

76.
"Pretty Woman" gets her man

77.
John Belushi shares his food in "Animal House"

78.
Clint Eastwood gets down and dirty in "Dirty Harry"

79.
"Close Encounters" and "Alien" define the look of extraterrestrials

80.
Tom Hanks and "Forrest Gump" go together like peas and carrots

81.
Eddie Murphy arrives in "48 HRS."

82.
Tom Cruise shows his shady side in "Risky Business"

83.
Sci-fi discovers the Cold War

84.
Warren Beatty creates the epic "Reds"

85.
Foreign film goes mainstream with "The Seventh Seal"

86.
"The Blair Witch Project" takes to the Internet

87.
Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor shout a blue streak in "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

88.
Sidney Poitier demands we call him Mr. Tibbs in "In the Heat of the Night"

89.
"Keep the Secret!" "The Crying Game" seals our lips

90.
"The Poseidon Adventure" makes catastrophe trendy

91.
Seeing the good in greenbacks in "Wall Street"

92.
Charlton Heston sees the Statue of Liberty in "Planet of the Apes"

93.
Marge Gunderson thinks she's gonna barf in "Fargo"

94.
The Beatles run for their lives in "A Hard Day's Night"

95.
"Life Is Beautiful" becomes the most successful import ever

96.
"Kramer vs. Kramer" does divorce American-style

97.
"Cleopatra" breaks records

98.
Sharon Stone is cross-examined in "Basic Instinct"

99.
"Ordinary People" uncovers the dysfunctional family

The 5th Element - When Bruce goes in to "negotiate"
Monty Python & the Holy Grail - The whole thing really :D
The Matrix - Where Neo jumps into that agent and the other 2 just run
Gattaca - At the end when the doctor gives that smug smile and lets Ethan through to the ship...

yeah most of the above things are BS aswell

the killing in string and bottle cap

probably the whole of snatch. and the end part in The Matrix where neo beats the bejuzus out of "Agent Smith".

the curb scene and the shower scene in American History X

edNorton++

matrix - dodge this..

terminator 2 - he'll live

Terminator 2 has soooo many awesome bits ;)

"The Rock"

(black guy in jail)
"what kinda f***ed up tour is this!"

+

"I can't believe...this...is...HAPPENING!"

The rock - "you dont carry a gun, hell i carry a gun"

muahaha

when Data says 'oh s***' when the enterprise D is going down in star trek: generations

:P

Independence Day - The Presidents Speech

you people make me sick!

Any Arnold Swarchenegger one liner. :D

oh, and also the last few scenes of the matrix, starting at "I need guns. lots of guns."

edit: this too

the usual suspects - at the end when the cripple starts walkin

Kindergarten Cop - [Arnie] "WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?!"

Terminator2 - [Arnie] "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

Twins - [Arnie] "I'm your twin brudder!"

Predator - [Arnie] "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Commando - [Arnie] "Don't disturb my friend, he's DEAD tired." (referring to a dude he just wasted)

Total Recall - [Arnie] "Consider this a divorce." (referring to his wife he just wasted)

Mr. Schwarzenegger, I salute you!

THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE...OUR FREEDOM

and Saving Private Ryan beach landing

This made me laugh from Bridget Jones Diary. I am sure there are heaps more from way more serious movies but this is what came to mind.

"Bridget Jones wonton sex goddess with a very bad man between her thighs, oh! hi dad"

- The Rock, Michael Biehn's 'I CANNOT GIVE THAT ORDER' speech.

f***en AYE!

Heat - Bank Robbery Scene

Human Traffic - OH NICE ONE BRUVVA!

Human Traffic - 2 pill monsters off their tits trying to explain star wars to eachother... IE: "And it's like, the Emperor, King crackhead of the galaxy... he's got so much 'ard cash from selling crack to space junkies, he's only gotta build his own f***en planet... THE DEATH STAR!"

Johnny Mnemonic - Johnny gets thrown into a wall head first by a thug, and the bad dude yells "NOT ON ZE HEAD!"

Snatch - Brick top's speech about how long it takes for a single pig to eat a human being.

Snatch - When the pikie's mother's caravan gets burned down to the background music of Massive Attack - Angel

Donnie Brasco - They're at the airport in florida and someone who knows Joe comes up and says "Hey Joe! Joe pistone!" He smashes him to the ground and yells "HE TOUCHED MY C***!"

More to come as I think of them :D

Office Space - Where they take the Photocopier out into the field and lay waste to it

Dogma - Where Azrael and Loki are just thrown off the train and they are having an argument in the underground carpark... "I've heard a rant like this before. You sound like the f*****g morning star! you do man, you sound like Lucifer! Well F*** THAT, You're talking about waging war on god... I've seen what happens to the proud when they take on the throne"

Apoc Now - "charlie dont surf!"

American Psyco - "hey paul!!" + so many more

State and Main - "of course we make our own fun, if we didnt it wouldnt be fun, itd be entertainment" ; "the only second chance we get is to make the same mistake twice"


Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - " i just wanna cut a little z into your forehead"

full metal jacket - "how can you kill women and children?" , "just dont lead as much"

reservoir dogs - the cafe scene analyzing madonna - like a virgin , also tipping is for the birds.

"warning, be advised the accuracy of these so called "quotes" could be highly inaccurate as obtained from human memory"

p.s shes all that - the whole movie :)

- Mallrats - 'that kid is back on the escalator!'

ooo yer hahahaah

montey python holy grail...
the peasant "dennis"

"old man!"
"im 37"
"what?!!"
"im 37"
??puzzled
"im not old"
"well i can very well call you MAN"
"u could have said dennis"
"well i didnt know u were called dennis"
"u never bothered to find out"
"what i object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior"
....rambles on a bit

"STRANGE WOMEN LYING IN PONDS IS NO BASIS FOR GOVERNMENT. SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER IS DERIVED FROM THE MANDATE TO THE MASSES. NOT SOME FARCICAL semi-AQUATIC CEROMONY. IF I WAS TO GO ROUND SAYING I WAS AN EMPORER THEYD PUT ME AWAY"
"OH DENNIS THERES SOME LOVELY FILTH DOWN HERE!!"

(dennis continues with a flawless political arguement outlining a perfect society)

or something like that...
the whole movie is priceless it is hard to try to pick one great moment.
the swallow, the french taunter, the black night, the witch, castle anthrax, bridge of death..so on so on so on...

cracks me up just thinkin about it..!

Final Destination - When the main guy and the chick go to the coroners place and they see the black guy there (imo i think he is death/grim reaper/whatever) and he says to the kid "Ill cya soon"

Blade Runner [Roy] All those things will be lost...in time.... like tears...in the...rain.

And,

Roy: Time enough. Did you get your precious photos?
Leon: There was someone there. (shaking head)
Roy: Men? ....Police ....Men?

Terminator 2 - I'll need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

Human Traffic - Whats your name, How much have you had, Reach for the lasers, safe as f***

Die Hard - (After the body has been tied to the chair and has been put into the lift to be dropped and the german guy reads) Ho Ho Ho, now I have a machine gun.

Comming to America - The Royal Penis is clean!

Star Wars - What is thy bidding, my master

These are all lines, my favourites, not 'best parts'

Shawshank Redemption - When the warden rips the poster down

OMG maxe i so agree. Can't watch that enough times. Haha, seeing his face when the little rock makes hollow c**** c**** sounds, and then how the camera zooms away when they peer in the hole! PRICELESS!


MORTAL KOMBAT- (Sonia has Kano in a head lock with her thighs) Kano:"Oh come on Sonia, gimme a break"

Sonia :"ok" (Snaps his neck).

Yeh baby!

EVER AFTER - The whole movie.

MALLRATS - The whole movie.

T.S.: Woah, she calls you callow in here.

Brodie: You say that like it's bad.

T.S.: Well, it means frightened and weak willed.

Brodie: S***, that was the only part of the letter I thought was complimentary.

T.S.: Really? Well, you're lucky. Unlike you, I didn't even get a letter filled with obscure adjectives.



Jay: Silent Bob here stole a schematic of the stage from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness just like the f*****g Death Star. We figures here you pull this crossbeam out, f*****' bickety bam, the whole stage comes crashing down.

Brodie: Well we were thinking about something simple, but if you want to destroy the stage, hey we're all for that.



EMPIRE RECORDS...

(1)Joe (Anthony LaPaglia): "What makes you think like that?"

Lucas: "Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear."

(2)Lucas: (going through cd collection that someone stole)"You know, someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses, not magnify them. Maybe some jazz or some classical."

Warren: "Maybe you bite me."

BAD BOYS...

Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence): You mean, y'all paid, what, $80,000 for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?!

Mike: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. Limited edition.

Marcus: You damn right it's limited! No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny d*** with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the f*** along.


Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey): Warning! A******* are closer than they appear!

FIFTH ELEMENT...

Ruby Rhod:
What's wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there's somethin', it's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin'!

office space: pc load letter, what teh f*** is pc load letter

what about the castle guys, some classic moments in that

farken oath. that bit rocks

Just Clerks .. where Randall "Wrangles"(?) out the door.

Everything else pales in comparison really :)

SE7EN
"what the f*** is he talking about? Whats going on over there?Whats in the box? Whats in the box? WHATS IN THE F***** BOX!?" -Det. Mills

REQUIEM FOR A DREAM
...the ending sequence

JOHNNY GOT HIS GUN
Johnny: When it comes my turn, will you want me to go?
Father: For democracy, any man would give his only begotten son.

Leathel weapon 4

Chris rock

You have the right to remain silent, so shut the f*** up, you have the right to a attorney, if you can not afford one, we will give you the dumbest f*****g lawyer on earth, if you get jonny c***rin, ill kill ya!

snatch : where the hitman guy is explaining how his gun sais "Desert Eagle .50" and thier guns have "Replica" on them
haha ;)

Monty Python's the Holy Grail:

1. Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm


2. ni
3. come back here and take whats comming to you, ill bite your legs off

whoa nice post :P
memories

Also, the bit in Patriot Games where Harrison Ford busts that dirty traitor down into his basement (towards the end just as the power gets cut) - he's asking them how many are coming or something, and the traitor pretends he doens't know. Instead of some half-assed punch in the face and shaking by the lapels or something stupid like that, he just busts out his nine and drills his kneecap.

Ripley: "Leave her alone you B****"

I think you mean 'get away from her, you b****', you philistine.

Speaking of Top Gun, the bit where Goose gives Charlie the bird - you know, the finger - 'I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that'.

Pulp Fiction - Ezekiel 25-17
any james bond movie - "My name is Bond, James Bond"
True Lies - "Youre Fired"
The Matrix - "Would you please remove any metallic item you may be carrying; keys, wallet.... Holy S***!"
U-Turn - "Thats the reason youre living here and im just passing through" and later on, "Thats the reason Im living here, and youre just passing through"
Three Kings - The milk truck scene, "I love untied states of freedom", "I can no give car"

The Running Man - "He had to split" - Arnie (just one of many great one liners in that movie)

So many Arnie calls, so little time.

Predator - "GO!..RUN!..Get back to the chopwoah!"

Oh yeah and all of Ferris Buelers Day Off (spelling)

Heh one I'm suprised hasn't been mentioned
The Crow - "Is that gasoline I smell?"
that and
Cop - You, Don't move!
Draven - "I thought the cops always said freeze"
Cop - "Well, I'm a cop and I say don't move. Move and you're dead!"
Draven - "And I say, I'm dead.. and I move.."

FMJ : Drill Instructor: God has a hard-on for Marines. Because we kill everything we see

Being John Malkovich: The end part, freaky s***.
Sixth Sense: All the parts where ghosts appear, the puking girl one is the most horrifying.
Hard Boiled: The hospital sequence. Action overload, and insane.

hehe evil dead (me forgets wich one)
thing: i'll swallow your soul, i'll swallow your soul
Ash : Swallow this..

The crow has tonnes of good lines it rulz...

some of the best moments i can think of in movies come from Apocolypse Now and dead man.
I can think of a billion so im not going to even start.

Jackie Brown "AK-47, when ya have to kill every mutha f***** in the room" Samual L Jackson
Batman "ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight" Jack Nicholson

and finally
Life of Brian
"I'm not the messiah, so f*** off!" Brian to crowd
"He's not the messiah, he's very naughty,naughty boy" Brians Mum

No way I could post all my favourites but here's a few:

Indiana Jones
- when the guy starts whirling his knives and Indy casually pulls out the revolver and "Bang!"
- when he reaches for gun to do the same thing in Temple of Doom and it's not there.
- Hell almost all the indy movies...

Superman - when Lois falls into his arms and he says don't worry I've got you and Lois replies who's got you.

Evil Dead Trilogy - pretty much all Bruce's one liners. But especially when he first walks out with the chainsaw on his hand.

Pitch Black - most of the movie, but especially when Ridd*** kicks the monster's ass by grabbing it by the head. And the second last scene where he is saved and she gets taken gets me.

Gladiator - the final scene where he's dying and his family come walking up to him. I think the music in that scene really does it for me.

Hard Boiled/The Killer - just so many awesome gun fighting scenes. They were what inspired The Matrix (IMHO).

Aliens - the powersuit scene rocks!

The Iron Giant - the "I'm superman" line.

ok i made a big long post here... it was deleted... wtf

hehehe in predator 1, when the black guy gets his arm mauled, he does a 180 and is firing a gun with his 1 arm...

The funny thing is, you see the gory stub (what once was his arm) hanging there, and then you see his REAL armed tucked down behind his pants :D

I love it when movies f*** up like that...

anyone else got any good bloopers in movies they wanna share?

dahr!

Predator: So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meat grinder. (Arnie)

Office Space: Im going to a federal pound me in the ass prision. (The white guy that raps)

Return of the Jedi: You dont know the power of the darkside, I must obey my master (Vader)

Just a couple that came to mind plz correct me on the Office Space quote. :)

For those of you who liked any of Kevin Smiths movies... Here's a short film he did...
Entitled, The flying car

anything that contains harrison ford, bruce willis, or richard dean anderson.

oh and cool runnings, that movie was so moving.

cube was a good mindf***

c0rr got it right with the boondock saints, that movie is all class... esp the end scene with the speech.

Robocop - "You have 20 seconds to comply"
One of the bad dudes gets drenched by this falling vat of acid, and is wandering around on the road moaning "I'm melting, I'm MELTING" then this car hits him and he explodes in a shower of porridge.

Gladiator - The murderous battle between the Romans and the Germanic Barbarians. The savage pit fight in that north african city, where Maximus decapitates and massacres all the opposition. The epic fighting scene in the Coliseum, awseome.

Saving Private Ryan - Allied troops preparing for Axis bridge assault at Ramelle. In the battle, US Jewish soldier is in close combat with a German Grenadier, the German overpowers the yank and slowly slides the bayonet into his heart as he whispers "shhhhhh jüden shhhhh".

FMJ - Any scene where Animal Mutha goes berko with eh M60.
The scene where all the soldier are resting, and this Viet dude comes scooting along with a Viet whore on the back of his bike. She offers her services to all of the men, except for EightBall (who is negro). She says "black man too buku. too buku!" (buku=big). EightBall stands up and says "This here, little lady (revealing his penis) is prime Alabama blacksnake!" She agrees to f*** him, but just then Animal Mutha stands up and grabs the b**** and starts having his way with her, yelling over his shoulder "ALL N****** MUST HANG!".

Animal Mutha = THE MAN!

shhhhhh jüden shhhhh

yeah that bit was pretty hardcore... what exactly is juden though?

Everytime I see that part in Private Ryan I just keep going "Get up those stairs you stupid motherf*****! KILL HIM!! No dont just sit down and cry FFS!"

I totally agree with anyone that mentioned the end to "the usual suspects"

Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the last Crusade "aaah Venice"

Monty python - holy grail, the witch scene and the temptation scene in castle anthrax ending with the immortal line "bet you're gay"

Matrix - "I know kung-foo", "show me"

Hunt For Red October - Any of connery's speaches

St Crispians Day Soliloquy from Henry the 4th? or 5th? can't remember.

Anything said by Kevin Spacey as Narration in "American beauty"

"as you wish" - Princess Bride

The end robbery in "the thomas crown affair"

is the indiana jones series on dvd...i just love it, also are they goingto make anymore, too bad harrison is getting old :(

princess bride was a brilliant moofie! even if it did star that little spanker fred savage.

inconceivable!

"We have $10,000 dollars, a full tank of gas, its dark and we are wearing sunglasses" Blues Brothers

Heh, Indy.
What about that bit at the end of the Last Crusade, where the evil guy picks the wrong cup and turns into a skeleton, then the knight goes " He chose poorly"

Another snippet of movie trivia. The famous dance sequence by Gene Kelly in Singing in the Rain, took something like 3 days to shoot, his suits had to be changed regularly as they were wool and shrunk the moment they got wet and to top it all off he did the entire shoot with a fever of something like 43 degress and was nearly collapsing the whole time 'off' camera.

:)

that german soldat pte.upham (chickens*** guy) shot towards the end, was actually the guy upham saved earlier on.
in the assault on the radar station, the medic got shot, and the rest of the squad wanted to shoot the kraut who did it, but then little f***** upham stepped in and saved him, only to then shoot the soldat himself in one of the final scenes.

i hated that snivelling poof upham too, but i guess that is just a sign that he was a good actor and played his part well.

i dont know if this has been said coz i cbf reading it all but
the best moment was in "Two Hands" where the dude in the bank comes running out and trips on the bench
f*** that movie rocks
the whole movie's awesome

oh the chick at the end where she kills the 4 dudes haha what a bad shot!

return of the jedi - when darth says to luke "If you shall now join the darkside then perhaps she will", then the light saber fight, that scene is so powerful

OMG!

Can't be f***ed reading the whole thread

But you should all be saying...

the subway scene in the matrix

Jack Brown - SLJ AK47 speech

American History X - When the black guy is trying to steal Derrick's car... he shoots him, drags him to the gutter, yells "Put your f***en mouth on the kerb" and monkey stomps the back of his head with his mouth open on the gutter...

jesus christ that guy is an animal

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Oh, so you're a race car? Well i'm a mushroom cloud laying mutha f***a, muth f***a :D Awsome movie

And the bank scene in Two Hands was a crack up :) Whole movie was great.

We need guns. Lots of them.

Man, 100+ comments, and you haven't even mentioned the classics.

Wayne's World - "I don't even have a gun, let alone enough guns to facilitate a gun rack. Are you mental?"

Not to mention the movie so full of them, you just have to say three words.

Weekend. At. Bernies.