I hate when the car in the 2nd lane cuts the corner and swings into the first lane a bit.... that's f*****g stupid.... you overshoot it, if anything

Yeh outer lane cuts in HEAPS, massively annoying.

it's even funniner in s/e qld where there's often even dotted lines marking the f***** lanes around the corner and people STILL can't do it

yep this pisses me right the f*** off because i stay direclty in my lane

down gympie road there is a few bends through there where every lazy f****ticks move over close or into the lane inside them

taxi's are also f*****g notorious for doing this



last edited by paveway at 11:19:24 18/Dec/09

I think more often the inner lane cuts out into the second lane.

ja. happens to me *every* morning. so much that i started doubting my road rules knowledge. hence the look up and thread.

until I've made eye contac

Yeah i always tend to drive level looking through people's passenger windows when they know they've done something stupid. I stare at them at the lights hoping to make eye contact.

Yeh driving in to the city always happens when turning down Elizabeth beside the casino, that intersection is rubbish you also get people going straight ahead from the middle lane into the right hand lane as if going on towards QUT.

Yeah, I've never understood how the f*** this is so hard to comprehend. And some f***heads have the nerve to beep you when YOU'RE the one doing the right thing. F*****g a*******s.

lols seems all qld'ers are newbs at driving

Its even better when someone turns from a lane that is not in fact a turning lane and pushes you out.

And some f***heads have the nerve to beep you when YOU'RE the one doing the right thing. F*****g a*******s.

You think it's bad here then you have no idea what it's like in certain countries in the middle east. Before the light goes green by a couple of seconds the horns start to honk just so you know it's about to turn green so you can move your ass. You'll go deaf from all unnecessary beeping and eventually become an impatient honk-happy driver just like them.

it's not ambiguous sparrow - there are rules which tell you exactly what to do in that situation

bullbars

Dual-lane roundabouts are just plain stupid.

I hate the c**** who don't enter a intersection when turning across traffic on a green light, and then sit there like a******* through multiple light changes because they can't get through traffic.

last edited by scuzzy at 13:16:47 18/Dec/09

At least you don't have the f*****g spastic give way rule that they have here

lol commodore, I drive a big bogan hilux I'll have you know
I'm all good if someone gives me a sorry wave but if some wanker cuts me off and then realises, but continues like nothing happened, he or she will cop an ear full

There's simply no reason why you wouldn't aknowledge that you f***ed up
I can only hope that the people I flip off today become better drivers tomorrow ;)

I hate the c**** who don't enter a intersection when turning across traffic on a green light, and then sit there like a******* through multiple light changes because they can't get through traffic.

I entered the intersection a few days ago to do this, but couldn't turn because there were too many cars backed up into the intersection. Then when it came time for the other people to go that I was blocking, the 2 cars at the front both drove up really aggressively towards me.
To punish them I waggled my finger at the two elderly drivers, like this guy:
http://g.imagehost.org/0372/AaronCookcom_Babu_Bhatt_Seinfeld.jpg
Very slowly, to waste their time.
I love wasting people's time in traffic when they get angry.

Even more amusing when the guy on the left in the OP's diagram tries to go straight ahead. So many lols.

That happened to me, turning from swan to moggil at taringa. Both left lanes turn left, but the guy on the left thought he was going straight, drove straight into my gf's door. Didn't make him pay, just got a new car.



last edited by thermite at 14:58:45 18/Dec/09

I blame the mining boom. Now the roads are full of cashed up bogans who pre-boom couldn't even afford a car or petrol.

It's only unclear if you don't know the rules - if you're really worried, get a bullbar

so long as you stick to the rules, justice shall prevail!
you might cop a few bent panels but it's all worth it in the end.

lol commodore, I drive a big bogan hilux I'll have you know
I'm all good if someone gives me a sorry wave but if some wanker cuts me off and then realises, but continues like nothing happened, he or she will cop an ear full

There's simply no reason why you wouldn't aknowledge that you f***ed up
I can only hope that the people I flip off today become better drivers tomorrow ;)

I love it when people give me an ear full. I respond by blowing them a kiss then mouthing "I love you" with a seductive look.........

they are a bunch of c**** in melbourne as far as driving goes

everyone just goes where the f*** they want and there is horns going off constantly

this is the truth
i never got beeped myself, but i must have heard more horns going off in 1 hr in melbourne than i hear in bris in a week
its almost not insulting to them its so common

Yeah, people who cna'ty keep in their own lanes or who don't indicate are up there...


My pet hate is people who take forever to move off when the lights go green and only stay so for a really really really short period of time.

Oh, and the new (well, not so) traffic lights on the round-a-bout at the airport intersection.....
WTF?

^
The converse, people who expect you to overtake turning trucks and rage while you gauge their turning circle needs.

people who think they have wide load cars or something. You'll be driving along and the person in front is afraid to go by a truck or bus that is in the lane next to his/hers cause they think they are gunna hit it. FFS you are in a toyota echo.

i've been almost merged on too many times by trucks, so forgive me for taking a second to check the coast is clear before mashing the noise pedal.

What's with the 'hook turning' in the city lately? It's mostly cabs that do it, they turn from a non turning lane and cut off the people turning who want to go to the outer lane to park/whatever.

What's with the 'hook turning' in the city lately? It's mostly cabs that do it, they turn from a non turning lane and cut off the people turning who want to go to the outer lane to park/whatever.

They're just being queue-jumping f***tards.

more like why can't people drive, period.

I'm sick of the m1 being blocked because some noob was on his phone and crashed causing everyone to slow down and have a look. People speed through road works and endanger the lives of the road workers and themselves but they slow down to 40 on the highway just to look at an accident ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE F*****G HIGHWAY.

People seriously need a license to breathe, screw drivers licenses, to hell with parenting licenses, people should show they have more intelligence than a lemming and if not they're taken out behind the water tower and given a bullet through the head.

I bet every single one of u guys proclaiming ur hate of this issue has done it plenty of times.

The times I've done it I've checked all around me thoroughly to make sure there's noone about to a) see me do it and b) collide with.

yah, same as whitewolf. i'll trail just behind a truck before i blat it past it, falcons are pretty wide

Dear god I hope this is sarcasm, please let this be sarcasm.

Pet hate is people tailgating whilst on a motorbike, this results in a tap on your window at the next set of lights with an earful followed by threats of damage to your vehicle at the next set if it persists.
Never had a repeat offender :)

Dear god I hope this is sarcasm, please let this be sarcasm.

Huh?
They're wider than a Patrol, d*******!