Can u piss straight?
More for the "other halves" who complain that when we are drunk we "miss" the bowl and go "how can it be that hard" well here have a go:
http://195.92.224.73/j20/content/host.asp |
07:52pm 07/10/03 Permalink
i dont have to be drunk to miss the bowl
i hate it (well, the missus does, i find it intersting) when u get that split stream action (where does it come from) so both halves of the stream end up missing the bowl |
07:57pm 07/10/03 Permalink
Sometimes it happens naturally, but the 2 stream piss is usually (I think) caused by semen in the shaft. Either masturbating or having sex, and a little bit is left in.
(Not sure if that is right, someone told me, but it makes sense). I always miss the bowl when I'm drunk... actually I'm a pretty unaccurate pisser when I'm sober. |
08:04pm 07/10/03 Permalink
what an unusually amusing game, i only scored 36,964
is that good or bad ? |
08:05pm 07/10/03 Permalink
thats why you sit down and piss you noobs, so you get a hole in one.
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08:07pm 07/10/03 Permalink
lol suhaib, i guess you kinda got a point there
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08:09pm 07/10/03 Permalink
i got a pretty good score, but that was a while ago... ;>
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08:20pm 07/10/03 Permalink
you can go and sit down to piss if you want but it doesn't mean anyone has to think you're not totally homosexual.
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08:25pm 07/10/03 Permalink
hahaha, just find a tree or a high balcony
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08:29pm 07/10/03 Permalink
50,000~ :(
Yeah those two stream pisses s*** me to tears. |
08:39pm 07/10/03 Permalink
Sitting down and pissing is so homo.
Personally if i'm that drunk i can't piss straight i just do it in the kitchen and blame a pet. |
09:12pm 07/10/03 Permalink
Isn't that what trees and bushes were invented for? Pissing on while you're drunk?
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09:40pm 07/10/03 Permalink
Still had this hosted since last time it was posted on here
http://users.bigpond.net.au/mkill/piss.jpg |
09:41pm 07/10/03 Permalink
And i just got 56k first go ... piss easy game
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09:44pm 07/10/03 Permalink
09:54pm 07/10/03 Permalink
you can go and sit down to piss if you want but it doesn't mean anyone has to think you're not totally homosexual. Good one doober, in regards to your sexuality, I'm more worried about why there's a guy watching you piss, rather than if he's noticing that you're seated. |
09:57pm 07/10/03 Permalink
Good one doober, in regards to your sexuality, I'm more worried about why there's a guy watching you piss, rather than if he's noticing that you're seated. Dude, this isn't shrodingers cat. You are gay if you are male and sit down to piss. You don't need an observer, although there being one makes the act even more gay. |
10:03pm 07/10/03 Permalink
You are definately gay if you sit to piss
Its there to aim with ... use it I can piss fine drunk :) |
10:04pm 07/10/03 Permalink
umm, what guy watching you piss?
Hey good news for you 290! From your logic you can now take it from behind but as long as you're both blindfolded and don't see it, you won't be gay! (just returning the favour) |
10:15pm 07/10/03 Permalink
not that i sit to piss, but how would anyone know if you did?
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10:44pm 07/10/03 Permalink
Well you could say you did on a forum...
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10:44pm 07/10/03 Permalink
dunno if its true or not, but i read somewhere that in sweden they paint a fly in the urinals and apparenlty no men miss
they like having something to aim at |
10:55pm 07/10/03 Permalink
I blame my mouse for not pissing straight.
I reckon if you were to play this game drunk you'd do pretty well. |
11:01pm 07/10/03 Permalink
290 all you gotta do is listen very carefully and if you hear no sound of piss splashing in water then the guy is standing up for sure.
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11:03pm 07/10/03 Permalink
I sit down and piss when I'm drunk (can't even stand up) and over a girls house. I don't like pissing all over there floors.
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11:14pm 07/10/03 Permalink
ok so digital you're a master pisser, but i bet if you were really drunk then your gonna try and aim for the hole.... on your monitor.
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11:26pm 07/10/03 Permalink
i cant say that i've actually missed but i tend to sway... causing everything to go everywhere.
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11:30pm 07/10/03 Permalink
Depends, if it is a s*** house club like the victory, you have to make a point of missing
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11:33pm 07/10/03 Permalink
ROFL.. i cant believe any of you would sit down to piss.. even when drunk it's madkainor fun..
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12:23am 08/10/03 Permalink
Grunt also takes dumps while drunk..... standing up
Festy Mawa phaquer :P |
12:34am 08/10/03 Permalink
12:51am 08/10/03 Permalink
Sif you drink Grunt. THATS why you can piss straight.
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02:23am 08/10/03 Permalink
Disappointing to see no girls here claiming to be able to piss standing up (while drunk).
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02:32am 08/10/03 Permalink
03:39am 08/10/03 Permalink
sif i cant drink anyone in QGL under the table skitza
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10:42am 08/10/03 Permalink
^^ your on, November 15 while watching the rugby, first one to the floor or to spew losses.
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11:34am 08/10/03 Permalink
58966... woot - shame on you men - its disgusting... is it not possible to sit and tuck it somehow... heh... last big party i had someone completely missed the bowl pissed all up the wall - andthere was a allllooooot of piss - heh it was the funniest thing although cleaning it up was pretty feral.
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