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Post by Steve Farrelly @ 10:35am 28/07/16 | 1 Comments
Kotaku has brought to our attention an online store (funnily enough based in Brisbane, through Etsy) that serves up sex toys based on geek favourites, with a new line of "Pokemoan" dildos, along with Zelda, Game of Thrones and Star Wars options. Probably NSFW...

Interestingly, the Pokemoan options appear to be based on the original four pokemon Ash collects: Pikachu, Charmander and the two aptly named Bulbasaur and *cough* Squirtle. They also just don't look very, how should we put it... comfortable.

Alongside the above, you can get your Master Sword from Zelda on, Lightsabers and even Jon Snow's wolf-hilted sword, sans sharp edges of course. Other representations are Iron Man, Yoda and more, all tongue-in-cheek named except for the latter which is just dubbed "Little Green Man Dildo".

Curiously, what other sex devices could fit other geek realms, do you think?

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