THQ have sent through info on an all-new pre-order pack for Saints Row The Third. The deal includes a stack of Professor Genki goods sure to bring hours of joy to anyone who likes to use humans as ammunition, or shoot baby octopi from a small bazooka.

From the creators of Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax comes Professor Genki’s Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Promotion!

Pre-order Saints Row: The Third and receive Professor Genki's Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack absolutely free!

Professor Genki's Hyper Ordinary Pre-Order Pack includes:

• Professor Genki’s Super Ballistic Man-a-pult - Cruise Steelport in style with this vacuum-action human-cannonball truck. Suck up pedestrians and use them as live ammunition against the forces of evil, and everyone else.
  
• Professor Genki’s "Octopuss" Weapon - Fire baby octopi onto your enemies’ heads! Watch as the octopi massage their scalps and your enemies fight for you! Enemies can be friends too!
  
• Professor Genki's Leisure Stunt Suit - The ultimate in comfort and tight-fitting apparel, the Genki Leisure Stunt Suit is perfect for skydiving over Steelport or to wear while ejecting from high-flying fighter jets. Free Genki mask included!

We have a pretty awesome video for the pre-order deal too, that is all kinds of whacky, but utterly indicative of the type of humour Saints is going to serve up here. Watch it embedded below, or click here for the HD version.