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Post by Steve Farrelly @ 02:03pm 09/08/10 | 19 Comments
We have a free download client up on AusGamers for Privates, a unique and aesthetically interesting game that involves condom hat-wearing soldiers. Yep, you read correctly.
Privates is a platform twin-stick shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples' vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters. It's rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you don't count the tiny people or the germs with teeth.
Don't believe us? Check out the locally hosted trailer below for proof, and then download the game directly from us right here. You can also find out more from our game page.




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Sc00bs
Posted 02:08pm 09/8/10
lol
Hogfather
Posted 02:09pm 09/8/10
just .... ! o_0
Trauma
Posted 02:11pm 09/8/10
Um... hahahaha
tequila
Posted 02:35pm 09/8/10
I think im going to have to play this out of sheer morbid curiosity more than anything else
Sc00bs
Posted 02:37pm 09/8/10
wonder if instead of a flame thrower u get a jizz thrower
Pirroh
Posted 02:40pm 09/8/10
Herpes, herpes and sperm everywhere!
Yerolo
Posted 02:41pm 09/8/10
Bazaar
Lithium
Posted 03:02pm 09/8/10
Is this multiplayer?
koopz
Posted 03:15pm 09/8/10
of course it's 14+

banned in Australia yet? :P
injinius
Posted 04:05pm 09/8/10
wow a must have for those horny beastly gamers :D
Stephen
Posted 04:38pm 09/8/10
Its clever but not very fun.

CANCER. IN THE PENIS.
Warp
Posted 04:55pm 09/8/10
Haha. :o
Bertis
Posted 06:16pm 09/8/10
Who needs SC2 when you've got this masterpiece
konstie
Posted 06:51pm 09/8/10
when are you going to review it, stevey?
neffo
Posted 07:09pm 09/8/10
His mum won't let him play it.
Twisted
Posted 08:54pm 09/8/10
.....
Lynx
Posted 09:57pm 09/8/10
Having played through the first level I can see why it is free.
Seems they really need to hire a level and game mechanics designer for future productions.
Vic
Posted 10:45pm 09/8/10
A new direction for CoD, perhaps?
Midda
Posted 12:09am 10/8/10
Just gave it a go. While it's an amusing and original idea, it's not all that fun to play.
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