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Two Days Left! Darksiders "Chaos eater" Competition

Post by Steve Farrelly @ 01:10pm 23/12/09 | 51 Comments

In case you've missed it, AusGamers has a single Darksiers "Chaos Eater" sword replica to give away, only one of 70! And our competition closes tomorrow, so you have one day left to attempt to win your new piece of furniture.

I've actually played with one of these, and if I didn't work here, I'd be entering this competition with gust, because it's awesome! All you need to do to win is tell is 25 words or less, what chaos you would eat if you had a sword this awesome - the most creative entry will win. It's that simple.

To enter, click here.

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Scooter
Posted 01:22pm 23/12/09

What Chaos you would eat? I dont even know how to begin to answer such an obscure question...

I know the law prevents you from doing a lottery type picking, but I wish you could...

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Steve Farrelly
Posted 01:26pm 23/12/09

the obscurity of the question lends itself to outlandish responses, hence the most creative entries will be considered.

In short, don't take it seriously :)

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d0mino
Posted 01:34pm 23/12/09

I have entered. thus winning the competition.

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trog
Posted 01:35pm 23/12/09

I know the law prevents you from doing a lottery type picking, but I wish you could...

Hoping next year we'll have time to get lottery licenses organised for some competitions... just time consuming pita unfortunately.

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ravn0s
Posted 01:37pm 23/12/09

yer i hate comps where you need to be creative. i have no creative bone in my body :(

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d0mino
Posted 01:37pm 23/12/09

i prefer creativity - keep doing a mix plx.

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Scooter
Posted 01:41pm 23/12/09

I submitted something, but I was never good a making things up or being funny... so we'll see what happens. I'd probably hate being a judge just as much/more then having to make up an entry though. Not sure how you would even rank entries and i'm guessing that there are a few people that have to agree on the winner too.

I did win tickets to adv screening of Hell Boy 2 (from Ausgamers) but so did heaps of other people. Probably everyone that entered that comp....

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Decepticon
Posted 02:52pm 23/12/09

Are we allowed to post our entry in here aswell to show off our literacy skills or lack of? I made my entry rhyme that's gotta be bonus points surely?

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Bonez
Posted 04:09pm 23/12/09

Entered! Eat? Meat? What type?

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Decepticon
Posted 01:48pm 07/1/10

will you post here when you know who wins?

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Mantorok
Posted 09:41pm 26/12/09

Read the Terms and Conditions:

Judging will occur at 10:00am 7th January, 2010

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Decepticon
Posted 01:47pm 07/1/10

well it's the 7th today and it's been a few hours....are judges still arguing over the coolest entry?

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darkjedi
Posted 02:14pm 07/1/10

Doubt my entry even came close to being funny/good enough to win..

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Decepticon
Posted 02:17pm 07/1/10

here's what I came up with...

With Dragon eggs for breakfast and Demon wings for lunch,
I would dine in Hell for dinner with Angel flesh to munch.

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Decepticon
Posted 02:26am 08/1/10

oops double posted

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Crash
Posted 04:13pm 07/1/10

i entered, but i seriously can't remember what i wrote. Congrats to the person that won.

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greazy
Posted 05:46pm 07/1/10

fuck yeah! i won

gonna sell that shit on ebay

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d0mino
Posted 08:26pm 07/1/10

asif you wouldn't eat the kaos from get smart.

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darkjedi
Posted 08:43pm 07/1/10

Grats greazy.. shame I don't have the spare cash to make an offer :D

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Dan
Posted 08:56pm 07/1/10

heh grats, greazy, I can tell you that the guy responsible for judging this one wouldn't have known any names (usernames aren't listed in the entry judging interface for obvious reasons) so it's cool that a regular one it.

You'll have to post a pic of yourself doing something stupid with it when it arrives.

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Scooter
Posted 09:25pm 07/1/10

Cool entry, much better then whatever it was that I entered.

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ravn0s
Posted 09:26pm 07/1/10

so what was greazy's answer?

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Scooter
Posted 09:50pm 07/1/10

Khaos Cereal! The best kind for a hungry Horseman. Now in three bold flavours - Blood, Guts and Cherry! Liven up your day, today!

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greazy
Posted 10:17pm 07/1/10

i had hoped my assholeness and my comment about selling it on ebay would have been a clear indication i was joking. if i won such a cool sword i would keep it.

sorry guys, or maybe i shouldnt be?

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Pinky
Posted 10:44pm 07/1/10

Heh, so a reg didn't win?

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darkjedi
Posted 11:21pm 07/1/10

I know it's the interwebs, but you can't fault us for taking you at face value greazy :P

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greazy
Posted 11:57pm 07/1/10

never take me at face value when im not using proper sentence structure and grammar.

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Decepticon
Posted 02:29am 08/1/10

of course a reg wins they always win....his didn't even rhyme. obviously mine was more creative but whatevs

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Mephz
Posted 09:53am 08/1/10

Pff, I dunno who judges these comps.

Borderlands one a while back where you had to describe, if you could have any weapon, what would it be?e or some such.
I had something along the lines of:

A voodoo-doll with an uncanny resemblence to michael atkinson, each attack makes enemies simply disappear.

Around about the time of the huge L4D2 controversy.

Something uncreative as 'hurrrr, lava gun!' wins instead =]

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Scooter
Posted 09:58am 08/1/10

While I would usually agree with you because I too would be bitter I didn't win.
My entry to this one was truely shit and I think the winner had a pretty good one.

The old photoshop competitions use to cause a lot of fuss though as 90% of the forums liked one entry then some shitty MS-Paint one won, which was some random that didn't even post on the forum >.>

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darkjedi
Posted 10:06am 08/1/10

The only thing that annoys me is the "25 words or less" comps that get won by someone who drops half a novel in.

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Bonez
Posted 10:12am 08/1/10

LOL at some of the comments!

Sheesh, I don't think anyone knows who won yet, maybe not even the winner! If the judging is being done by the publisher of Darksiders, well 10AM 7 Jan, may have been Midnight last night, if the publisher is US based.

Also, as no one has truly posted an "I won it!" post, we have to ass-u-me that 1: it's not a regular QGL poster 2: the winner hasn't been notified yet, or 3: the winner hasn't read his/her email.

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Decepticon
Posted 10:53am 08/1/10

ask anyone here I bet they would prefer my entry to the one that won it....that's what my gf said. well maybe she was being nice I dunno. But seriously the entry that DID win it...the ceral ad....blood guts and cherry?....now that I think about it...it's actually pathetic....funny but stupid...since when was eating chaos a funny thing? I would have thought you couldn't get more badass than eating Angel FLesh come on ffs. Am I just being a sore loser or do I have the right to be upset cause I'm an english major and I got beaten by some punk probably still at school.

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trog
Posted 10:55am 08/1/10

Pro tip: everyone always thinks their entry is the best

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Decepticon
Posted 10:55am 08/1/10

bonez are u retarded? the winner is greazy and he's posted about winning the sword in this thread more than once already. and he's a regular. and the comp was judged by ausgamers people not an overseas comp ffs.

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darkjedi
Posted 10:58am 08/1/10

Pro tip: everyone always thinks their entry is the best

Pro Retort: I didn't. I knew mine was shit with almost no chance of winning!

Shame though, as that sword would've looked effing amazing on my wall at home.

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Decepticon
Posted 10:59am 08/1/10

and every admin thinks they are the best admin? No trog , I actually put effort into mine. It was...no...it is the best. Sorry trog I already asked 5 of my friends...all of who would tell me if mine sucked, and they were all in agreeance mine rocked.

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Dan
Posted 11:00am 08/1/10

heh, way to read the thread Decepticon. 25 Words or less comps, serious bizniz!

The only thing that annoys me is the "25 words or less" comps that get won by someone who drops half a novel in.

None that I've ever been involved in have. The system auto-disqualifies any entries with more words than outlined in the terms.

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Bonez
Posted 11:03am 08/1/10

Am I just being a sore loser or do I have the right to be upset cause I'm an english major and I got beaten by some punk probably still at school.

Number 1, read my last post.

bonez are u retarded? the winner is greazy and he's posted about winning the sword in this thread more than once already. and he's a regular. and the comp was judged by ausgamers people not an overseas comp ffs.

- You did see where he retracted this don't you?

Number 2, where does it say anywhere that anyone has won???

Number 3 Yes you are.

IMO, I should have won. In anyone who entered's (bad Engrish I know) opinion they should have won. But, as someone who's almost always been not quite the winner, Congrats to whom ever did win!

last edited by Bonez at 11:03:21 08/Jan/10

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Decepticon
Posted 11:09am 08/1/10

Dan where I come from, eating Dragon Eggs, Demon Wings and Angel Flesh is more badass than Khaos cereal. Plus mine Rhymes so it's not only badass it's creative. The winning entry is an example of what's wrong with the world today, commercialism. The cool kid with the cool and funny response won. I dig it.

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Decepticon
Posted 11:09am 08/1/10

Bonez why be so stupid? I do not want to start a flame war because of someone's inability to view the competition page and click "view winner" then scroll down the page to see the winning entry about the Choas Cereal by greazy, and then gresy himself comes here to the forum you are typing in, numerous times, to express his gratitude for winning the sword.
I dunno wtf u r talkiing about being retracted other than your brain.

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trog
Posted 11:09am 08/1/10

I eat angel flesh for breakfast. I catch, slaughter and butcher my own angels. They're pussies; the most badass part of it is cleaning up angel blood from the boot of my car.

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konstie
Posted 11:11am 08/1/10

^

I don't like you.

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Bonez
Posted 11:11am 08/1/10

Bonez why be so stupid?

Because comp links are fuckered here at work, so I can neither prove nor disprove who won.

As for you, why the fuck do you have to be such a sad ass loser? Just get over it and do better for the next 25 words of less comp.

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Decepticon
Posted 11:13am 08/1/10

Because my ego is bigger than my wang....which is pretty big.

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Decepticon
Posted 11:18am 08/1/10

I eat angel flesh for breakfast. I catch, slaughter and butcher my own angels. They're pussies; the most badass part of it is cleaning up angel blood from the boot of my car.

listen to u trog, playing down the eating of Angel flesh to be nothing badass....you do know angels are supposed to have god's wrath on their side? There is nothing more badass than eating one of god's messengers.

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konstie
Posted 11:28am 08/1/10

^ I don't like you.

that was meant to point to decepticon

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darkjedi
Posted 11:47am 08/1/10

None that I've ever been involved in have. The system auto-disqualifies any entries with more words than outlined in the terms.

Was a broad generalisation aimed at these sorts of comp, not at AG specifically Dan. Still good to know you guys do it properly :)

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Scooter
Posted 01:14pm 08/1/10

Pro tip: everyone always thinks their entry is the best

I think you'll find that I also said my entry was shit and actually liked the winning entry.

Bonez: Winner has been out, on the site, for a while. No it's probably not Greazy but the winer is announced.

Decepticon: It's not Greazy, he was just shitting with you.
Also, your entry sucked.

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Crash
Posted 02:51pm 08/1/10

:( sad face
see how i go in the other competitions i entered for darksiders.

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Decepticon
Posted 03:25pm 08/1/10