Cracked me up
Twilio's definitive brogramming primer
I wanted to use Twilio but they have no AU services at the moment :(
Annoyingly, I know guys pretty much like this, and they're kicking the nerds' asses career wise.
I loved the accomplishments of Jeff Dean, a running joke at google.
"Unsatisfied with constant time, Jeff Dean created the world's first O(1/n) algorithm."
Typical american humour. 1 joke... 14 minutes to repeatedly hammer it in.