fuck google man I am sick of their shit
you know they changed the reviews on google maps to use your full name from google+ or gmail ?
searched my name and it comes up on some sites where assholes have published my address and phone number - each site wants something like $30 a month to take it down.
Then I find out I'm part of a whole bunch of strangers and weirdos google+ circles - who authorised that? My old boss has me on there... wtf...
I am very agitated right now
Maybe tells a story about your search history, nats? Haha
nah it's random.
I was searching for something like "how do I...." and it came up with a bunch of weird shit (forget what I was actually looking for but I was smashed at the time so chances are I was searching for how to turn on a lightswitch). When I tried it again, it had different results.
edit: looks like depression runs high on the google users
alright, this probably will sound really strange but here goes. i have this fetish about uterus penetration and it turns my boyfriend on too. lately, we've been numbing my cervix with lidocaine injections and then we push small plastic tubing all the way up into the uterus. it has to be pushed pretty hard, and the cervix forms an extremely tight seal around it.
then we put some more lidocaine solution through the tube to numb the entire inside of my uterus. after it's numb we actually pump water into my uterus to expand it. it takes a while, but when we're done it is expanded so much that i literally look about 4 to 5 months pregnant.