Also women, you don't get to complain if you have a tshirt that has writing on it. or if it's a pair of pants with something across the arse. We want to know what it says so dont have a shit fit. It's like getting angry at a fat guy when you say he can eat the last slice of pizza, the fuck did you expect encouraging him to eat it?
That her diary/his diary thing I think I saw before except instead of a motorbike it was his favourite sports team that lost because lets face it, if you can't figure out why your bike won't start.... You're not a man.
Actually, I saw some tv show a while back and some girls actually do think like that. They wear shitloads of makeup & high heels & whatever clothes because it makes them look good in their own eyes and thus they feel good about themselves.
The same applies to some guys though. What about guys who get pec implants? Or won't go out without their fake suntan, hair gel and popped collar?
Both sexes wear stupid clothes and stupid makeup to try & please the opposite sex. Tell me something guys, do you wear your best clothes around the house, have your hair all styled and wear cologne just to sit & watch sports? or play video games? Probably not, but I bet you get all dressed up to go to a bbq or to the shops. Funny how it's only stupid when girls do it.
Some funnies ITT, although quite a collection of stupid shit too.
So it takes you literally 2 minutes to shower, put on decent clothes, hair gel, fake tan, shave, odourless anti perspirant + cologne? I highly doubt that.
So it takes you literally 2 minutes to shower, put on decent clothes, hair gel, fake tan, shave, odourless anti perspirant + cologne? I highly doubt that.
Don't shave usually, yeah clothes are jeans and a t-shirt (what are you wearing?), yeah hair wax takes two secs, fake tan lol, no deodorant or cologne (I'm a catch!)...bam! Let's go.
Would anyone like to see a foto of me in my speedos?
Don't be stupid rev, speedos are swimwear. We want to see you in that sexy teddy you're saving for mandy.
As for the zodiac signs not matching, if I was her I'd be more worried about the fact that I looked like the guy I was dating, meaning I'm probably dating my brother. LOOK AT THEM! TWINS!
Also, how did that dog on the right get way up that ladder in jum's pic?
I wouldn't bother if I were you Scooby. She looks late 30's early 40's in that photo. Hell, I could be wrong and I don't want to be mean. I would wait until you see some other pics.
I wouldn't bother if I were you Scooby. She looks late 30's early 40's in that photo. Hell, I could be wrong and I don't want to be mean. I would wait until you see some other pics.
love the 'a key that opens many locks is a master key' etc posts
that isn't female logic, it is retarded hypocritical logic
I always thought it was a shitty example. Sure, the key/lock thing is legit but FFS, i dont see why girls cant fuck a few guys if they want. Whatever makes you happy IMO. Safe sex though.
In our bedroom we have 1 bedside table, which has my phone on it and its alarm set to 730 for me to wakeup for work. So anyway, the alarm went off in the morning while my wife was using it for facebook and turned it off instantly before I could even hear it. She then continues to get up, have breakfast and mosey on to her computer to continue facebooking the shit out of it. Then, at about 8:45 (I start work at 8:30), she comes into the bedroom whilst I'm still asleep and says “Aren’t you going to work today?”
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