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Pinky
Melbourne, Victoria
12490 posts
Just saw this on Imgur - anyone seen a snake like this before!?

12:05pm 03/02/12 Permalink
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12:05pm 03/02/12 Permalink
CHUB
Brisbane, Queensland
8495 posts
I've seen that exact image months before, perhaps even years.

What a lying attention whore... unless it's a really old post.

last edited by CHUB at 12:09:47 03/Feb/12
12:08pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Sc00bs
Brisbane, Queensland
8573 posts
fuck me thats a big snake :/

ive been seeing fair few brown/black snakes out ipswich way lately
12:13pm 03/02/12 Permalink
mrmatt
117 posts
Little kid was nearly eaten in December, and last year a dog did get eaten so they must be pretty big up there?


http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2011/12/30/198681_local-news.html
http://www.smh.com.au/national/blood-curdling-scream-as-toddler-attacked-by-python-20111229-1pdft.html


Unrelated but read a story the other day how the Burmese pythons have decimated the ecology of the Florida glades, ppl breeding them up big then letting them ou,t plus breeding in the wild, and they eat everything.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn21407-pythons-hunt-florida-mammals-to-brink-of-extinction.html

some long ones at my parent's property 6 feet is common place but not so fat as the pictured ones.
12:14pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Dazhel
Gold Coast, Queensland
4383 posts
Just saw this on Imgur - anyone seen a snake like this before!?


Every time I take a leak.
(ho ho ho)
12:17pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Mantorok
Brisbane, Queensland
6359 posts
12:21pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Jimbo
Brisbane, Queensland
804 posts
Black mamba. This is from south Africa I believe. Not aus
12:22pm 03/02/12 Permalink
pARODY
Brisbane, Queensland
1058 posts
Damned slimy giraffe.
12:24pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Sc00bs
Brisbane, Queensland
8575 posts
I would shit myself if i saw one that big :S

see 2-3 foot ones all the time and chop their heads off, but yeah fuck that its massive, bet it could move fuckin fast aswell
12:24pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Pinky
Melbourne, Victoria
12491 posts
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/kingbrown.asp

Nice find Mantorok. Good work.

Heh, went back to Imgur to post that in the comments and it was already there :-/ Should learn to read.
12:26pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Outlaw
Gold Coast, Queensland
1332 posts
ofn
12:28pm 03/02/12 Permalink
CHUB
Brisbane, Queensland
8496 posts
see 2-3 foot ones all the time and chop their heads off
Someone should chop your head off.

What a scummy act, live and let live you bastard.

12:28pm 03/02/12 Permalink
demon
Brisbane, Queensland
6666 posts
i saw a 4 metre long carpet snake 3 weeks ago in the scrub at bridgeman downs. it was very fat & healthy.

yeh mrmatt i read that article about the florida python problem... check this out :-

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/1006_051006_pythoneatsgator.html

(edit) snakes are protected wildlife scoobs! don't kill them.
12:30pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Sc00bs
Brisbane, Queensland
8576 posts
fuck u cunt, if one jumps out at me attacking me where im working it can fuckin die.

Im not doing the whole steve irwin 'aww ill save it' fuckin bullshit and risking my health.

When you work in close proximity to where snakes jump out at you, you can comment chub, but until then stfu
12:32pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Captain Lateral
Brisbane, Queensland
4365 posts
fuck u cunt, if one jumps out at me attacking me where im working it can fuckin die.

Im not doing the whole steve irwin 'aww ill save it' fuckin bullshit and risking my health.

When you work in close proximity to where snakes jump out at you, you can comment chub, but until then stfu
snakes don't jump, they have no legs...

i think you must panic like a little girls.
12:40pm 03/02/12 Permalink
paveway
Brisbane, Queensland
16216 posts
haha yeah they aren't pokemon
12:44pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Khel
Melbourne, Victoria
18157 posts
I don't get why in the first photo though the head is sticking up really high, and in the photo the person took to prove its fake, its sitting on the ground. Also, if you were going to prove it was fake, wouldn't you take the photo from the same angle as the original one, instead of an angle that makes it look like an entirely different place?
12:44pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Eorl
Brisbane, Queensland
5118 posts
If a snake rears it's head at me, it gets a shovel to the face. Where I use to live (behind Dreamworld) we use to get a lot of green tree snakes and carpet snakes. We left them well alone, as they ate the rats in the roof and other pests. But then we started getting brown snakes from across the road when they started building more houses, so whenever we saw one, we would wait to see it off, or hit it with a shovel.

These snakes breed like crazy, and are very common around my place. So I don't think shovelling one or two a year is going to cause them to go extinct. Get off your Steve Irwin high horse. I'd rather a dead snake then have to get bitten because I "let it go" and fuss around with ambulance and vaccines.
01:12pm 03/02/12 Permalink
TicMan
Melbourne, Victoria
7693 posts
Living in Mt Isa we used to get plenty of snakes .. the deadly ones like King Brown, Adder etc. In all cases they have a squiz at you and keep on moving but it sure made hunting around in the shed a whole lot of fun.
01:20pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Outlaw
Gold Coast, Queensland
1334 posts
01:35pm 03/02/12 Permalink
FraktuRe
Gold Coast, Queensland
4029 posts
I don't get why in the first photo though the head is sticking up really high, and in the photo the person took to prove its fake, its sitting on the ground. Also, if you were going to prove it was fake, wouldn't you take the photo from the same angle as the original one, instead of an angle that makes it look like an entirely different place?


The explanation given is that over time the head has drooped down. The first photo was taken many, months/years ago.
02:02pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
19797 posts
03:17pm 03/02/12 Permalink
The GuVna
Brisbane, Queensland
1768 posts
Jesus, you owe us a Sp00t thread to undo that pic rev..
03:19pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Mantorok
Brisbane, Queensland
6360 posts
Jesus, you owe us a Sp00t thread to undo that pic rev..
But that pic came from his spoot folder.
03:21pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Outlaw
Gold Coast, Queensland
1336 posts
The snake made her fat?
03:22pm 03/02/12 Permalink
thermite
Brisbane, Queensland
8851 posts




last edited by thermite at 15:31:00 03/Feb/12
03:24pm 03/02/12 Permalink
TicMan
Melbourne, Victoria
7694 posts
meme in the making, good work QGL.
03:37pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
19798 posts
03:39pm 03/02/12 Permalink
konstie
Melbourne, Victoria
1926 posts
thread delivers
03:44pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Hogfather
Cairns, Queensland
11799 posts
LIKE
03:45pm 03/02/12 Permalink
funky
Brisbane, Queensland
1525 posts
lawl at slugman picture
03:55pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
19799 posts
04:03pm 03/02/12 Permalink
thermite
Brisbane, Queensland
8854 posts
yup, rev wins for figuring out how to do the penis joke without getting banned
06:31pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Raider
Brisbane, Queensland
3860 posts
Black mamba. This is from south Africa I believe. Not aus


hope that was a troll attempt cause it looks nothing like a black mamba
06:34pm 03/02/12 Permalink
thermite
Brisbane, Queensland
8855 posts
Raider, if you follow the snopes link you'll see that was one of the versions going around.

last edited by thermite at 18:47:38 03/Feb/12
06:46pm 03/02/12 Permalink
yeahnuh
Victoria
201 posts
agree with scoobs. that's hippy talk chub.
kill them all. killed 2 today myself. a 3m brown and 1.5m tiger. the bastard's were up trees i was prunning. had my face bout 2 ft away from them before i realized they were there.
brown pants rating 7
if you let them go someone else in the crew could get bitten.
06:57pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
19808 posts
yup, rev wins for figuring out how to do the penis joke without getting banned

The trick is to show just a tiny bit and to let the audience work out the rest. Although, that wasn't a penis which I think is weird. Shame on you. This lady was recent'y rescued from flood waters and is up against a tree. The hand on her head is actually an SES worker plucking her from a raging creek.
07:01pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Pinky
Melbourne, Victoria
12500 posts
The trick is to show just a tiny bit and to let the audience work out the rest.

Thanks for explaining, because I just didn't get it.

Although, that wasn't a penis which I think is weird. Shame on you. This lady was recent'y rescued from flood waters and is up against a tree. The hand on her head is actually an SES worker plucking her from a raging creek.

And the SES worker just happens to be naked with his bared stomach showing the lady's mouth is clearly at action height?
07:31pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
19809 posts
Are you trying to tell me that "thing" behind her face looks like skin? That is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

You are delusional just like thermite. You owe me, and everyone else here on Ausgamers an apology. This is just silly and ridiculous. I'm willing to let this go but I can't speak for everyone else. I need time to reflect. I'll be back later.
07:42pm 03/02/12 Permalink
FraktuRe
Gold Coast, Queensland
4033 posts
Quick pinky, call in your RGJ while he's angry!
07:45pm 03/02/12 Permalink
mission
Brisbane, Queensland
8317 posts
Ohhhh an angry RBJ, sounds sassy.

I still haven't cashed in mine. I'm waiting for just the right time.

In other news, did anyone see the pic off that fuck off big snake that swallowed the alligator? The snake ripped in half though so the alligator kind of won in the end. It was on news sites during the week, but I can't find it now :(


last edited by mission at 19:57:40 03/Feb/12
07:55pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Mantis
Brisbane, Queensland
811 posts
Alligators are pussies!

08:05pm 03/02/12 Permalink
thermite
Brisbane, Queensland
8857 posts
08:29pm 03/02/12 Permalink
Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
19811 posts
Haha

You are my next best friend thermi~

8-)
08:45pm 03/02/12 Permalink
TicMan
Melbourne, Victoria
7695 posts

kill them all. killed 2 today myself. a 3m brown and 1.5m tiger. the bastard's were up trees i was prunning. had my face bout 2 ft away from them before i realized they were there.


Where were you pruning trees, specifically suburb & street would be handy.
09:14pm 03/02/12 Permalink
yeahnuh
Victoria
202 posts
no where near you guys. south east sa.
09:55pm 03/02/12 Permalink
CHUB
Brisbane, Queensland
8499 posts
kill them all. killed 2 today myself. a 3m brown and 1.5m tiger. the bastard's were up trees i was prunning. had my face bout 2 ft away from them before i realized they were there.
So you climbed up a tree, saw a snake 2ft away, it did nothing... so you killed it?

You're so tough.
10:03pm 03/02/12 Permalink
yeahnuh
Victoria
203 posts
haha 2 of them thanks. the brown had a crack. i was quicker than it. i chopped it up into tiny little pieces. was so chunky you can carve it. the other just snipped it's head off
11:48pm 03/02/12 Permalink
no you hang up
Brisbane, Queensland
1919 posts
So is the pic fake or not?
and awesome work thermite.
02:18am 04/02/12 Permalink
mission
Brisbane, Queensland
8320 posts
Alligators are pussies!


lol, would have been great if the cat got smashed in the end.
10:58am 04/02/12 Permalink
trillion
Brisbane, Queensland
2594 posts
LOOOOOL

i can tell by the pixels...
09:41am 05/02/12 Permalink
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