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Developer outsourced job to China
Mass
Brisbane, Queensland
1355 posts
Saw this over at reddit

Security audit finds dev OUTSOURCED his JOB to China to goof off at work


http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/16/developer_oursources_job_china/

Pretty damn clever if you ask me.
10:48am 17/01/13 Permalink
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10:48am 17/01/13 Permalink
TufNuT
I like eel pie
Brisbane, Queensland
4076 posts
would have been clever had he:
A) got them to dial into a PC in his home then connect to the work vpn via his local pc.
B) keep the token and have them call him when they need to get in.
10:57am 17/01/13 Permalink
Spook
Brisbane, Queensland
34989 posts
ive got an indian mate, who has a team of programmers working for him back home (he legitimately oursources his work to them sometimes).

one of our main competitors in our industry outsourced nearly all of their IT work to the philipines. it didnt work.
11:14am 17/01/13 Permalink
thermite
Brisbane, Queensland
10677 posts
haha I've thought about doing this
11:24am 17/01/13 Permalink
Mass
Brisbane, Queensland
1356 posts
Company fired the guy, I expect they have now outsourced his job given it worked so well the first time.
11:50am 17/01/13 Permalink
Dazhel
Gold Coast, Queensland
5606 posts
What the hell... I'm doing it all wrong.
12:10pm 17/01/13 Permalink
Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
21200 posts
9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos

11:30 a.m. – Take lunch

1:00 p.m. – Ebay time

2:00-ish p.m – Facebook updates, LinkedIn

4:30 p.m. – End-of-day update e-mail to management

5:00 p.m. – Go home

ROFL

That's hilarious. Wish I could do that at werk.
12:20pm 17/01/13 Permalink
scuzzy
Brisbane, Queensland
15564 posts
Ha, parody news turns real (Uploaded on 21 Apr 2009)

12:34pm 17/01/13 Permalink
ravn0s
Brisbane, Queensland
16520 posts
he outsourced more than one job

Further investigation found that the enterprising Bob had actually taken jobs with other firms and had outsourced that work too, netting him hundreds of thousands of dollars in profit as well as lots of time to hang around on internet messaging boards and checking for a new Detective Mittens video.
12:41pm 17/01/13 Permalink
natslovR
Sydney, New South Wales
8083 posts
looking forward to the snopes shootdown
12:58pm 17/01/13 Permalink
Dazhel
Gold Coast, Queensland
5608 posts
So... what would you say you do here?

Look I already told you - I deal with the god damn customers so the chinese subcontractors don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?
01:39pm 17/01/13 Permalink
arkter
Gold Coast, Queensland
1129 posts
So... what would you say you do here?Look I already told you - I deal with the god damn customers so the chinese subcontractors don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_max8yxUzaa1qzm2x7o1_400.jpg
01:42pm 17/01/13 Permalink
crazymorton
Brisbane, Queensland
3787 posts
That's hilarious. Wish I could do that at werk.


As if you don't ;-)
09:40pm 17/01/13 Permalink
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