Saw this over at reddit

Security audit finds dev OUTSOURCED his JOB to China to goof off at work

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/01/16/developer_oursources_job_china/

Pretty damn clever if you ask me.

ive got an indian mate, who has a team of programmers working for him back home (he legitimately oursources his work to them sometimes).

one of our main competitors in our industry outsourced nearly all of their IT work to the philipines. it didnt work.

Company fired the guy, I expect they have now outsourced his job given it worked so well the first time.

9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos

11:30 a.m. – Take lunch

1:00 p.m. – Ebay time

2:00-ish p.m – Facebook updates, LinkedIn

4:30 p.m. – End-of-day update e-mail to management

5:00 p.m. – Go home

ROFL

That's hilarious. Wish I could do that at werk.

he outsourced more than one job

Further investigation found that the enterprising Bob had actually taken jobs with other firms and had outsourced that work too, netting him hundreds of thousands of dollars in profit as well as lots of time to hang around on internet messaging boards and checking for a new Detective Mittens video.

So... what would you say you do here?

Look I already told you - I deal with the god damn customers so the chinese subcontractors don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

That's hilarious. Wish I could do that at werk.

As if you don't ;-)