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Massive rise in demon possessions
thermite
Brisbane, Queensland
9363 posts
Perth-based Set Right is a non-denominational Christian ministry. Their Leader, known as ‘Apostle’ Michelle Pecoult, says they’ve seen a “massive rise” in possessions, and now exorcise four or five people a day. She said people find them online and through psychic fairs and they also visit schools and prisons.


Read more: http://www.news.com.au/national/ama-warning-after-christian-group-set-right-performs-exorcisms-on-two-year-old/story-e6frfkvr-1226318228036#ixzz1r24oarVm


The demons of depressions and schizophrenia are common. But it's good to know it can be exorcised by the ministers. I bet Big Pharma is nervous over the business they will lose.

Dr Choong-Siew Yong, a practising psychiatrist who represents psychiatry on the AMA's Federal Council said he was concerned about untrained practitioners making claims that contradict the science.


Pfft take your oriental voodoo back to the East you heretic! Damn there's always one idiot skeptic that disagrees!


11:59am 04/04/12 Permalink
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trog
AGN Admin
Brisbane, Queensland
36022 posts
Multiple choice question on the parenting license application:

Would you bring in an exorcist to cure your child of demonic possession?

a) Yes
b) No
c) What do you think I am, a fucking retard?
12:02pm 04/04/12 Permalink
eski
Perth, Western Australia
820 posts
Coming from Queensland I guess you wouldn't really be familiar with the massive amount of demon possession happening in this city at the moment, and I'll thank you not to knock our cherished religious practises.
12:16pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Jim
UK
12761 posts
probably correlates with the release of that devil inside movie
12:17pm 04/04/12 Permalink
thermite
Brisbane, Queensland
9364 posts
They can go completely unseen, yet there are many people who can sense them. Have you ever walked through a cold spot that made all the hairs on the arms stand up on end? You probably sensed a demon in the room.

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They can also be hereditary.

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Demons are able to cause ‘blank spots’, being in this line of work we have met many people who have experienced ‘losing time’ black outs’ and ‘blanks’ in the memories.

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Most mental and physical illnesses, sicknesses and disease are caused by demons and will be healed when the demon causing the ailment is cast out. We have seen someone raised from dead with a broken neck and completely restored to life and healed within an hour of the death.

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Through the mouth they have left by coughing, sighing and yawning, burping is also very common.

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Can witches and warlocks get demons cast out if they summoned them in the first place?

Yes.

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No more ADD or disorder was found present. Just like in the new testament when Jesus and the disciples cast out demons of deafness, blindness and so on



http://www.set-right.com/?page_id=906
12:18pm 04/04/12 Permalink
paveway
Brisbane, Queensland
16551 posts
pretty sure if i ever came across a demon i would call sam and dean winchester first
12:21pm 04/04/12 Permalink
demon
Brisbane, Queensland
6755 posts
i could use some ex0rcize :]

i would actually be interested to attend one of these exorcisms... if only to see the mechanisms used to create the mania & hoodwink the foolish. some levitation would also be cool. ;p
12:22pm 04/04/12 Permalink
ravn0s
Brisbane, Queensland
14831 posts
pretty sure if i ever came across a demon i would call sam and dean winchester first


they would just stab you with ruby's knife



12:39pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Dan
Special Text
Brisbane, Queensland
12970 posts
if you've ever seen any of those ghost hunter shows on Foxtel, you'd know that you don't need any actual mechanisms in order to hoodwink, all you need is the foolish audience.
12:42pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Jim
UK
12763 posts
if I ever came across a demon, I would call him a camping slut and try to drown him in pineapples

and chuckle at his keybinds
12:44pm 04/04/12 Permalink
demon
Brisbane, Queensland
6756 posts
if you've ever seen any of those ghost hunter shows on Foxtel, you'd know that you don't need any actual mechanisms in order to hoodwink, all you need is the foolish audience.

that's pretty disappointing. i was hoping there would be at least some eerie background music.. maybe some evil theremin.. to build the mood. then maybe some erratically flashing lights & kick in some cradle of filth. ;p
if I ever came across a demon, I would call him a camping slut and try to drown him in pineapples

and chuckle at his keybinds

:D
bind n "say snrub is number 1 !"
01:07pm 04/04/12 Permalink
DocterMoist
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01:12pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Trauma
Melbourne, Victoria
2419 posts
pretty sure if i ever came across a demon i would call sam and dean winchester first

If I came across a demon I'd have a chat, as clearly I had miscalculated.
01:36pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Ickus
Perth, Western Australia
242 posts
they would just stab you with ruby's knife


Or shoot it with THE colt.
02:02pm 04/04/12 Permalink
infi
Brisbane, Queensland
18614 posts
there would be plenty of lolz double drops too

02:15pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Captain Lateral
Brisbane, Queensland
4497 posts
* N U K E D *

Reason: bigoted drivel


of all the bigoted drivel, he got nuked in a thread about demon possessions.
02:34pm 04/04/12 Permalink
ravn0s
Brisbane, Queensland
14832 posts

Or shoot it with THE colt.


i think they ran out of bullets for that.
03:03pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Reverend Evil
Wynnum, Queensland
20258 posts
How awesome would it be if demons and ghosts existed?
03:11pm 04/04/12 Permalink
TufNuT
I like eel pie
Brisbane, Queensland
3838 posts
Massive rise in demon possessions


sigh... i wish summary executions weren't soo frowned upon..
03:13pm 04/04/12 Permalink
HurricaneJim
Brisbane, Queensland
1103 posts
They voted a demon in the weekend before last

03:23pm 04/04/12 Permalink
arc
Brisbane, Queensland
1262 posts
04:11pm 04/04/12 Permalink
IVY_MiKe
Canberra, Australian Capital Territory
872 posts
As for trog's post... chalk me up to a 'C'


How awesome would it be if demons and ghosts existed?


Yeah maybe, but what would Mainstream gaming/movie making do instead for their generic villains etc

And arc I'd be lolling at that more save for the fact that they probably do start a lot of their 'followers' off at that age :\
04:55pm 04/04/12 Permalink
paveway
Brisbane, Queensland
16554 posts
well to be clear, i doubt i would be ringing sam and dean if I was the one that was possessed

i think someone was able to reload the colt at some point, they had bullets for it at the show down between michael and lucifer..
06:00pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Kimbo
Melbourne, Victoria
480 posts
Yeah I love corporations they create brilliant beliefs in the mindset of 'Man'.

"Papal State, Vatican City" is another corporation.


(Reuters) - The Vatican has for the first time appeared on the State Department's list of money-laundering centers but the tiny city-state is not rated as a high-risk country.

The 2012 International Narcotics Control Strategy Report was made public on Wednesday and Washington's list of 190 countries classifies them in three categories: of primary concern, of concern and monitored.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/08/us-vatican-laundering-idUSBRE82710J20120308

"Washington, District Of British Columbia" is another giant cockroach corporation.

Yeah love this globalization. It's (and I use this in the term of "Corporate Personhood"), brilliant isn't it? But the one part that hurts the most...

Who _ owns _ you?
http://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?action=getcompany&CIK=0000805157&owner=exclude&count=40


COMMONWEALTH OF AUSTRALIA CIK#: 0000805157 (see all company filings)
SIC: 8880 - UNKNOWN SIC - 8880
State location: DC | Fiscal Year End: 0630
(Assistant Director Office: 99)

Mailing Address
Business Address
1601 MASSACHUSETTS AVE NW
C/O AUSTRALIAN EMBASSY WASHINGTON DC 20036
06:16pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Superform
Netherlands
7345 posts
ha.. i was out at dinner with some Dr friends and one of em works as a pediatric doc

she was telling the story that happened this week of a creole woman with 8 kids bringing in her 10 y/o who she said was possessed.. she wanted the docs to take the demons out

wha wha
06:21pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Dazhel
Gold Coast, Queensland
4623 posts
The Catholic Church has warned of an increase in possessions and the need for exorcisms, with some priests blaming popular culture series such as Twilight and Harry Potter despite there being no possession or exorcism shown in either series of books and films.


They're usually in the deleted scenes on the DVD.
Towards the end of Goblet of Fire, Voldemort says to Harry that his mother sucks cocks in hell but it had to be cut for time.
08:02pm 04/04/12 Permalink
trillion
Brisbane, Queensland
2669 posts
I would give the kid a Diablo 3 beta key and advise them to learn it. Tje gist of the game that is...
08:49pm 04/04/12 Permalink
illumanist
Melbourne, Victoria
23 posts
Anyone read into Shadowlurkers? Demonic entities? Waking up in the middle of the night and seeing black mists? I've had visitations since a kid, and as i grew older i read into Ufo's which led me to government conspiracies, then to secret socieites, then back to aliens. I remember this one vividly, It wasn't a dream. I left my computer on and the lights on in my room, it was about 12:30am, i was downloading something and thought i'll just lie down on my bed for a bit, but try not to fall sleep, i fell sleep. then it felt like i awoke 5 mins later, if that, everything was how it was. All of a sudden i felt my bed begining to shake, it felt like the room was shaking, but it was inaudible. I had that sharp sting of fear in my heart and shrivled up like a child(I was 22 at the time) i pulled the covered over my head and lied there full of fear. The shaking stopped after a few seconds. i pulled down the coveres from my face, and looked towards my bathroom, then looked forwards. I turned my head to look behind me at my bedroom entrance door, and it was wide open(i left it closed and locked) and there i saw a 6.7 maybe 7 foot tall GREY! it was no fuckn demonic entity that everyones calling them i tell you man...Devils, Demons, Just fucking michevious or curious ALIENS!.
09:25pm 04/04/12 Permalink
illumanist
Melbourne, Victoria
24 posts
Those Big black eyes and big head type that are now stereotyped as the typical alien is like that for a reason.
09:27pm 04/04/12 Permalink
illumanist
Melbourne, Victoria
25 posts
the smirk it gave me, it was like the biggest TROLL smirk, but it was more SINISTER and fukn evil, made you feel like...you were fucking hopeless.
09:29pm 04/04/12 Permalink
trillion
Brisbane, Queensland
2670 posts
Cool story bro, you should like develop that into a filum and like show it at filum festivals and shit
09:31pm 04/04/12 Permalink
illumanist
Melbourne, Victoria
26 posts
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/horrifying-house-guest-shadowlurker That's what people are claiming to have seen during the night, but i swear, its a Black eyed, tall big headed being, that looks like the stereotyped alien, and it wore a veil like that, thin and black! I do feel like, these events that are happening in my life, man, are really having a negative influence on my once positive life :(

7 billion people out there, just because it hasnt happend to you yet doesn't mean it aint real, just be glad it hasn't happend to you yet :(
09:35pm 04/04/12 Permalink
demon
Brisbane, Queensland
6757 posts
can't, aliens stole his enter key.

heh, aliens, they cross the vastness of interstellar space & get up to all sorts of kooky fun! those crazy mofos!
09:38pm 04/04/12 Permalink
illumanist
Melbourne, Victoria
27 posts
Oh man, out of all the, bazzillion stars out there, and who knows how many species, and the fucked up characters i've met on earth, no doubt they getting upto all kinds of crap.
09:41pm 04/04/12 Permalink
illumanist
Melbourne, Victoria
28 posts
Then you haveto ask, who made space, is it always just been here lol...Can things just Materialize into 'Space' like Flynn does into his Tron game?
09:43pm 04/04/12 Permalink
illumanist
Melbourne, Victoria
29 posts
Camon those of you who have connected the dots know those secret societies be recieving orders from ets! soooo many things point to it!
09:45pm 04/04/12 Permalink
illumanist
Melbourne, Victoria
30 posts
Hell they fukn make it obvious too, for us to catch on lol!
09:45pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Jim
UK
12766 posts
that's enough red cordial for you
10:09pm 04/04/12 Permalink
ravn0s
Brisbane, Queensland
14840 posts
i think he's possessed!
10:15pm 04/04/12 Permalink
stinky
USA
3700 posts
if I ever came across a demon I'd hand him a towel, roll over and go to asleep.
10:23pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Captain Lateral
Brisbane, Queensland
4498 posts
i think he's possessed!



10:31pm 04/04/12 Permalink
Superform
Netherlands
7348 posts
illumanist from facemans blog i take it..
02:58am 05/04/12 Permalink
Jc_23
Brisbane, Queensland
539 posts
link

Hawt. :)
06:47pm 05/04/12 Permalink
Reverend Evil
Wynnum, Queensland
20268 posts
09:13pm 05/04/12 Permalink
ravn0s
Brisbane, Queensland
14844 posts
i can't tell if that's a boy or a girl. that's demons work i tells ya!
09:44pm 05/04/12 Permalink
Pinky
Melbourne, Victoria
13018 posts
Luckily there is a group like this taking demon posession seriously. I've always thought it was a much larger problem which hasn't had the right amount of attention.
09:56pm 05/04/12 Permalink
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