Humanity defeats rhinos! - AusGamers Forums

Nerfy

Brisbane, Queensland

4833 posts

So in a glorious day, Team Human has defeated yet another of its monstrous competitors, and while barely trying at that (as far as I was aware. My assistance wasn't even required).

The dinosaur-like Western Black Rhino has finally been shown who's the boss around here. (Us, booya)

Next I hope we can move onto spiders. NATURAL SELECTION IS COMING FOR YOU NON-INTELLIGENT ANIMALS.

The war against The AIDS goes bad however, they have technology we've never even seen.

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Jabroney

Queensland

1351 posts

We got em!!!!

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Twisted

Brisbane, Queensland

11510 posts

I don't understand. Are they extinct or just not in the wild anymore?

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Nerfy

Brisbane, Queensland

4837 posts

I don't understand. Are they extinct or just not in the wild anymore?

That was a question asked here, with responses suggesting that rhinos kept in captivity cannot ever be reintroduced to the wild, or that they're fully dead, or somesuch.

More in line with my original OPERATION: HUMANS DOMINATE positive interpretation however - The subjugated slaves don't count, and are just kept as evidence of our conquest.

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FraktuRe

Gold Coast, Queensland

3793 posts

White Rhino's are a better race anyway.

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Viper119

UK

1350 posts

Man we finally got em all, what a great day.. well done all!

Now we can focus on those damn ponies.

last edited by Viper119 at 01:31:00 11/Nov/11

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teq

Brisbane, Queensland

11955 posts

that'll learn 'em for growing marvellous horns

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skythra

Brisbane, Queensland

4818 posts

Nerfy you totally defeated social engineering too. Well done :P

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copuis

Brisbane, Queensland

1544 posts

did anyone think to fry one up and taste it?, tasty animals are less likely to become extinct, just look at pig, boars and alike, all tasty, all breeding well

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ravn0s

Brisbane, Queensland

13718 posts

saw a report the other day about some gazelle looking animal that's practically extinct. they think the 3 animals in the image they took are the last ones in the wild.

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Raven

Melbourne, Victoria

6133 posts

Good work, fellow humans. Now can you get started on making the common cold extinct?

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ravn0s

Brisbane, Queensland

13721 posts

we're almost there

University of Texas Southwestern’s scientists have created a new flu vaccine that can protect us against any kind of flu, not just one type. Unlike the current type of vaccines, this can even protect us if the virus mutates.

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carson

Gippsland, Victoria

1323 posts

I was anti this war of Rhinos. There was no proof they were a threat :(

Sad to seem them go.

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Eorl

Brisbane, Queensland

3989 posts

I was anti this war of Rhinos. There was no proof they were a threat :(

Sad to seem them go.

I heard they had WMD's. At least that's what Fox News was telling me.

Good on us humans for yet again destroying a species that has probably lived here longer then us!

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eski

Perth, Western Australia

545 posts

We've nearly nailed those smug yangtze river dolphins too :D Go team!

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carson

Gippsland, Victoria

1328 posts

I heard they had WMD's. At least that's what Fox News was telling me.

Good on us humans for yet again destroying a species that has probably lived here longer then us!

There was no proof of this. Besides, don't we own WMDs? Why aren't we destroying ours!?

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Outlaw

Gold Coast, Queensland

812 posts

owned, bitch

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Dazhel

Gold Coast, Queensland

4124 posts

If Hollywood has taught me anything, it's that Sir Richard Attenborough just needs to buy a deserted island off Costa Rica and the Rhinos can be back in the fight in no time.

BE VIGILANT, TEAM HUMANS!

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DocterMoist

232 posts

Good, stupid rhinos. Don't need them anyway, they were good for nothing.

They just lingered on in existance just out of pure selfishness. Such a pest.

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spidz

Brisbane, Queensland

10898 posts

can we get these guys onto cane toads and fpots?

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defi

Wynnum, Queensland

2736 posts

Surely we can just combine incomplete Black Rhino DNA with the DNA of some south American frogs, then genetically alter them so that are all female and stick them on an island to look at !@#!@#4 AMIRITE?? We need to make them all female so they don't take back over again through there insanely quick breeding.

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thirdparty

Sydney, New South Wales

1 posts

Micahel Bay reads these forums, be careful...

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Dazhel

Gold Coast, Queensland

4126 posts

Oh, that's nice and convenient.
Hey Michael, The Island really sucked!

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