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eK
Brisbane, Queensland
9244 posts
I'll start:

I own an $8000, 9 year old Ford Falcon poverty pack and as far as I am aware (and according to the safety cert) it hasn't any defects...


p.s. try and keep them all 100% real, please.
10:33pm 16/08/05 Permalink
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maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11086 posts
general hunter hysteria

10:34pm 16/08/05 Permalink
Boxhead
Brisbane, Queensland
10998 posts
Something that has been on my mind lately - nothing actually makes me happy or interested.... In fact I'd go so far as saying that I haven't experienced happiness for a very long time.


aww
10:34pm 16/08/05 Permalink
maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11087 posts
I hate Microsoft for the way they handle SBS 2003. So much bullshit and lies. Arg.


fucking liars microsoft
10:37pm 16/08/05 Permalink
maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11088 posts
If some shithead stole my Falcon, I'd be inclined to want to rip their balls off with my bare hands. You don't fuck with a man's auto. You just don't.


another post sizzling with testosterone

dont fuck with my auto man, dont fuck with it

(automatic lol)
10:41pm 16/08/05 Permalink
cerb
Brisbane, Queensland
2973 posts
I've just been planning my Europe adventure and was wondering if I should take a few bottles of bundy to show the locals how to have a good time :D
10:42pm 16/08/05 Permalink
cerb
Brisbane, Queensland
2974 posts
I've worked out where I want to go and what I want to do. The rest are mere formalities and will be completed in due course (I'm aiming for late this year/early next year to leave). In the meantime I will set about obtaining the necessary funding and securing some form of IT job when I get to the UK (working holiday visa).

(this is just comical cos of sophistimicated language he's using)
10:43pm 16/08/05 Permalink
cerb
Brisbane, Queensland
2975 posts
Jesus christ you go to bed and wake up to a shitfight...


Perhaps you can't read, in which case I will take pity on you and reiterate what I have already outlined previously in this thread

GOLD!
10:44pm 16/08/05 Permalink
eK
Brisbane, Queensland
9245 posts
Lessons in Life: by Hunter

1. Don't date people you work with. Just don't

2. Don't bother with women unless you plan on:


sacrificing a major part of your income
having your balls cut off and kept in a box by her
being mindfucked on a regular basis
being lied to
wasting your time
being lied to

3. Everyone else on the road is deaf, dumb and blind. Always keep far away from the tard in front... people can and will do stupid things that end with you getting the blame.

SUFFICIENT DISTANCE LOLOLOL
4. Don't EVER let your boss think that its ok for you to do unpaid O/T. Don't let them put the guilt onto you.

5. Binge drinking is not cool. You will regret it one day. Savour a few nice whiskeys rather than down 2 dozen low quality shit drinks.

6. Never trust a wrecker. Wrecking yards were invented by shifty-eyed bastards for the sole purpose of ripping people off.
10:47pm 16/08/05 Permalink
cerb
Brisbane, Queensland
2976 posts
In short, if you don't like it, don't read it. I don't like Andrew Bolt's column mostly because he never says anything worth reading - do I feel compelled to write a letter to the Courier-Mail each time they reprint his syndicated content? No. It would be pointless and only make him more determined to write what he does. I let him have his view, how ever skewed it may be, and ignore it.
10:49pm 16/08/05 Permalink
eK
Brisbane, Queensland
9246 posts
I don't automatically assume and expect sex - that isn't the way I operate. Besides, I'm not really into casual sex with people I don't know, I'd really have to know someone reasonably well before I jumped in the sack with them.
10:57pm 16/08/05 Permalink
Boxhead
Brisbane, Queensland
10999 posts
As of 1:10 am on the 14th day of the 3rd month of the year 2001, I hunter have chosen to leave the online gaming community for permanent. I will no longer participate in this forum nor will I participate in #ausgamers or any game servers.
10:58pm 16/08/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11125 posts
As for undying love... well I dunno but I do a lot of things for her (like tonight walking several ks and doing all sorts of stuff in the city to bring her something to ease her toothache while she was at work) and I guess, I really do mean what I say. I might be unbanned from uttering the words tomorrow so let's see how it goes.
10:59pm 16/08/05 Permalink
eK
Brisbane, Queensland
9247 posts
Well, I never thought it'd happen, but I was kicked out of my local leagues club last night for doing absolutely nothing at all.
11:00pm 16/08/05 Permalink
maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11090 posts
its almost too beautiful
11:00pm 16/08/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11126 posts
Early in school assholes used to target me for doing the right thing (no I don't mean being a teachers pet either): this eventually led to me becoming what's known as a Smartass(tm) - in other words I got jack of taking shit from knuckle-dragging neanderthal shitstains. The only problem with being a smartass is that usually creates more trouble than it solves - my advice: learn how to run like a guy on fire as it'll save you copping the boots when on the ground.
11:08pm 16/08/05 Permalink
cerb
Brisbane, Queensland
2977 posts
Hunter actually trademarked "Smartass"? Yeah, I can see that....
11:19pm 16/08/05 Permalink
Booyah
Brisbane, Queensland
4227 posts
Shit aye he's more of an e-celeb than you are maxe.. in your own forum too.
12:14am 17/08/05 Permalink
eK
Brisbane, Queensland
9249 posts

(Hunter`) hello there
(Hunter`) I would like to inform you that I have got your passwords.
(Hunter`) Hunter rules, dont forget that.
(Hunter`) good bye
(ek) you're a fucking assclown, no really.
(Hunter`) do not tease me on teh forums anymore.
(Hunter`) bye


last edited by eK at 11:36:18 17/Aug/05
11:32am 17/08/05 Permalink
Boxhead
Brisbane, Queensland
11002 posts
OMG HE HAXED YOUR GIBSON
04:42pm 17/08/05 Permalink
Bj
Brisbane, Queensland
960 posts
I could never understand why people hate hunter, now I see clearly
04:52pm 17/08/05 Permalink
spoon
Brisbane, Queensland
100 posts
oi burt, msn plz
05:08pm 17/08/05 Permalink
Bj
Brisbane, Queensland
961 posts
brett at stunt101 dot org.
07:48pm 17/08/05 Permalink
maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11092 posts
I could never understand why people hate hunter, now I see clearly


serving the public since 2002
08:18pm 17/08/05 Permalink
TiT
Brisbane, Queensland
817 posts
WOW he loves falcon..... and IT ..... and he lives in Ipswich?

wow he should make straight eye for the gay guy!!!

10:43pm 18/08/05 Permalink
Burgz
Brisbane, Queensland
1896 posts
pine rivers or some gay suburb tit
10:58pm 18/08/05 Permalink
Insolence
Brisbane, Queensland
2142 posts
Originally Posted by hunter2k
Her inability to keep it in her pants demonstrated to me that she clearly had issues
07:58am 19/08/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11139 posts
Oh yeah i hate when chicks do that.
11:25am 19/08/05 Permalink
Ecstasy
Australian Capital Territory
3822 posts
Your life is so boring that you've already attempted to open a tin of beans with a nail? Again, tell me who's got the boring life? Us or you, who, it would seem, has the spare time available to attempt to open a tin of beans with a nail?
12:06am 20/08/05 Permalink
Anabolic
Sydney, New South Wales
274 posts
Hunter is a penis.

That is all.
04:59am 21/08/05 Permalink
maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11128 posts
...

whats this shit?
04:21pm 21/08/05 Permalink
Spook
Brisbane, Queensland
14313 posts
im impresed
where do you lads get them all from!?!?

is there some sort of hunter quote archive?
07:20am 23/08/05 Permalink
cerb
Brisbane, Queensland
2983 posts
is there some sort of hunter quote archive?

i think you'll find that the qgl forums only remain in existence to record the stupid thoughts Hunter has. Well, that and distribution of kat zipfiles.
07:27am 23/08/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11172 posts
actually most of them are from ocau

thats where hunter opens his heart to the world

(and also because he can't delete threads he creates there when they turn into hilarity)
11:17am 23/08/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11173 posts
there is this though
11:20am 23/08/05 Permalink
maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11141 posts
Hunter-- that thread has exploded
Hunter-- i havent even bloody read it
Hunter-- well the rest of it
Hunter-- its gonna take ages
Hunter-- why cant people just cut to the friggin point
Hunter-- instead of ranting on for a page or two
Hunter-- speaking shit as it is known does not win you friends
Hunter-- in simple terms, dont go on and on
Hunter-- spose


last edited by maxe at 14:50:27 23/Aug/05
02:50pm 23/08/05 Permalink
Spook
Brisbane, Queensland
14316 posts
if he has ocau, why is he such a sucka for punishment on qgl!?!!?

the mind boggles
07:49pm 23/08/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11175 posts

<hunter-> my life is shit enough for it to be annoying
<hunter-> but not shit enough for it to warrant whinging
<hunter-> thats the catch
<hunter-> im damned if i do and damned if i dont
<hunter-> did i want to be fucked over at school?
<hunter-> did i want to have no money?
<hunter-> did i WANT my cats to die?!
<hunter-> i didnt ask for michael smith to punch the shit out of me in gr1
<hunter-> did i?!
08:10pm 23/08/05 Permalink
maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11146 posts
S1 Mission Statement: To further ourselves in all aspects of vehicle control, and to seek out "Micheal Smith" and bestow upon him our most sincere gratitude.
08:44pm 23/08/05 Permalink
-simE.
Wynnum, Queensland
5644 posts
hahaha ^^ well put
11:07pm 23/08/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11184 posts
My point is that by only having one inbound and one outbound rail line you're severely limiting the amount of traffic you can have on said lines. Most of the stations in Brisbane have 3 tracks in the station itself (usually one is used for freight trains to run through the platform) but only two actual rail lines. And any additional tracks you see being laid are more than likely just sidings, not an entirely new line...
06:53pm 24/08/05 Permalink
maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11267 posts
Having owned a Gemini in the past, I can say it does take a lot of effort to make them lose control. They're generally a forgiving car and RTS-equipped models (iirc your now-ex-mate's gemini may not have had it) handle pretty damn well for their age. What I do know is that you can push and push and push a Gemini to its limits, and it will generally do some crazy stuff but when it does let go, you aren't pulling it back under control easily... once they let go, that's it, you're now a passenger.

Your mate sounds like a complete idiot if he did that stuff with people in the car. I've done dangerous things in vehicles before but almost entirely by myself and out in the middle of nowhere. Only ever had a passenger a couple of times while doing stuff (my cousin) but he understood the risks and we both trust each other's driving ability... But to do that with people in the car... is fucking dumb and downright irresponsible.

06:17pm 05/09/05 Permalink
flagger
Brisbane, Queensland
118 posts
[quote]Wellll.... Skylines generally aren't known for their fondness of the speed limit...[/quote]
07:10pm 08/09/05 Permalink
------------ nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11318 posts
*DANGER TO HEADGASKET*
07:52pm 08/09/05 Permalink
maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11311 posts
*DANGER TO HEADGASKET*


"SHUTUP YOU PATHETIC ARSECLOWN! GO SUCK A DICK, OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DO!" *slam*
09:05pm 08/09/05 Permalink
maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11331 posts
"Ashley, your suggestions are most helpful. I tried some of that st johns wort a few years ago but it resulted in some bizarre side effects in relation to libido (it didn't reduce it, I'll say that much)"
06:31pm 12/09/05 Permalink
maxe
Brisbane, Queensland
11618 posts
The triumphant return:

I mean I've recently discovered that I can actually dance but it really doesn't interest me that much and seems pointless - I mean at best you're going to get some chicks number (and I emphasise AT BEST) then what - you call her and find out that you're totally different people and that it was a complete waste of time? Why not get to know them the moment you meet? At least you will know whether or not the relationship is worth pursuing. And clubs I find generally don't let you be who you really are and you are more likely to put on a public face because you're constantly looking over your shoulder or TRYING to impress rather than showing your true self.


and then

One cocktail bar I did go to was the guest's lounge at the Carlton Crest here in Brisbane. A mate and I managed to get into the joint without actually being guests or even knowing a guest. But the only problem is that it was quite dead and the bartender asked us if we had any more mates we wanted to invite in. However I then later find out from my mother that its actually a gaybar
05:00pm 22/10/05 Permalink
flagger
Brisbane, Queensland
146 posts
Back on topic, I've had marked cop cars tail me for ages, presumably checking my plates or whatever. One time I took my old gemini out for a test run after fixing something on it so mum could drive it (I have a Falcon myself) and I was a little concerned at a) how close they were and b) the state of the car made it look a little bodgy (not unroadworthy but didn't look very presentable). I just kept driving, eventually they disappeared off to do something else. I'd say they were just running a check on my plates to see if the car was stolen or whatever then when it finally cleared they went "meh" and found someone else to observe.


found here: http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showpost.php?p=5170880&postcount=26

last edited by flagger at 17:27:38 29/Oct/05
05:26pm 29/10/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11585 posts
so how do you deal with tailgaters?
05:44pm 29/10/05 Permalink
Bah
Brisbane, Queensland
1543 posts
Not with violence.
You're aware that if you are involved in a fight that you could be charged by police? In other words, hitting somebody because they said something off the cuff or 'offended' you is actually against the law.
06:18am 30/10/05 Permalink
Paveway-3
Brisbane, Queensland
2737 posts
you leave sufficient distance nf
11:13am 30/10/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11611 posts
I was hanging out with one of my overseas friends at the weekend and we had been discussing my plans to travel overseas at some point (hopefully in the near future) and I mentioned to her that at one stage I had contemplated (and still do somewhat) working on a cargo ship so I could see the world. She asked if I had considered becoming an airline steward, to which of course I replied "Haha, me, an airline steward?? Nahh nooo way." But since she has mentioned it, I have given it some consideration.

I know this is probably a very very long shot but has anyone here ever worked as one, or still do?
09:27pm 31/10/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11620 posts
Here's a thing: Don't believe anything based on face value. Read between the lines, and read in between the bits in between the lines.

Everyone is a liar, trust noone. I'm serious here - unless you have absolute proof of something, take everything with a grain of salt. Lies are made to cover up lies which are made to cover up other lies which are made to conceal the truth in one matter in which someone lied about actually lying or not.

See my point? There's so many plots, counter-plots and whatnot in the world today that the real truth can never really be known - and that's the intention of those in control. They can no longer control the flow of information completely, but they can sure as hell make it such a noisy mess that you can't pick right from wrong.
01:25am 02/11/05 Permalink
eK
Brisbane, Queensland
9487 posts
jesus christ that guy is beyond the tin-foil hat brigade, surely he can't be 100% sane.
11:30am 03/11/05 Permalink
orbitor
Brisbane, Queensland
6799 posts
Usually for three or four days after drinking I get extra extra amounts of clear, rubbery snot.
09:36am 07/11/05 Permalink
diddy
Brisbane, Queensland
382 posts
that shit is just wrong. who wants to hear about some dudes snot problems?
05:44pm 07/11/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11673 posts
apparently ocau does
05:52pm 07/11/05 Permalink
LightAssassin
Brisbane, Queensland
568 posts
Been reading the hunter.txt (at work, I resigned, they are giving me fuck all to do, luckily the forums are unmetered).

God that guy is an idiot, I even remember some of the convo's that involved me.

I hope he never has kids, never! People loved to shit stir him, me included.

Maybe we should head over to OCAU for some shit stirring, it's fun!
05:31pm 18/11/05 Permalink
eK
Brisbane, Queensland
9580 posts
And no before anyone asks, its not gay to drink Pina Colada. I like it a lot and I often make them at home.
11:24pm 29/11/05 Permalink
mkiii
Gold Coast, Queensland
29 posts
so how do you deal with tailgaters?

drop it back!
11:47pm 29/11/05 Permalink
Bj
Brisbane, Queensland
1175 posts
you guys really need to let go of this sort of shit hey
04:47pm 30/11/05 Permalink
eK
Brisbane, Queensland
9582 posts
take it ez bj ok
06:25pm 30/11/05 Permalink
Bj
Brisbane, Queensland
1176 posts
what did you just say?
07:31pm 30/11/05 Permalink
orbitor
Brisbane, Queensland
6859 posts
I've got a rather large snake in my room too...
09:23am 02/12/05 Permalink
flagger
Brisbane, Queensland
151 posts
Hey guys, I'm being sent to Cairns for about a week on assignment. Will more than likely be working during the day so the daytime is virtually ruled out but how about the evening? What is there in Cairns for a single dude such as myself to do?

Any places I should visit or avoid? How safe is Cairns?
08:45am 05/12/05 Permalink
Opec
Brisbane, Queensland
3832 posts

Never been involved in any real incidents, though I have had the odd dickhead yell something out or behave like an asshat. People sometimes piss me off on the road but not to the point of acting out on it... if someone does something stupid I'll give them a blast with the horn and maybe roar past them. If I do something stupid I'd expect the same else what if I were to keep on making that same mistake (I don't make mistakes but that's beside the point)?

For example, some twanger once ran through a 'turn left anytime with care' and did anything but - pulled out into my lane when I was a mere 20 meters away and travelling at 60 km/h - just over a second's worth of distance. Luckily I was watching through the intersection well before I came through it and saw the guy approaching the turn quite fast, but I wasn't really sure if he were stupid enough to pull out. Anyway I was able to quickly pull into the other lane as there wasn't anyone around me. Now if there had been someone to my right in the other lane and someone up my clacker, I probably would've been in a pretty serious accident or come close to one so I let this twit know what I thought by giving him a blast of the horn just as he executed this fantastic piece of driving. Then I proceeded to drop my Falcon down a gear and give it a bootful back up to the speed limit and roar in his ear (his window was down). Hopefully this got the point across that he just did something incredibly stupid and was behaving in a negligent manner on the road. I'd rather not die/be maimed because someone who could clearly see me if they looked decided to ignore this fact and pull out so close in front.


07:21pm 07/12/05 Permalink
Red
Brisbane, Queensland
105 posts
roar, roar, listen to that falcon roar.
12:33am 08/12/05 Permalink
nF
Wynnum, Queensland
11965 posts
fuck thats the last time i cut off a falcon
12:45am 08/12/05 Permalink
Space Ninja
Brisbane, Queensland
3217 posts
does he ever make a post on ocau which doesnt mention his falcon in some way?
12:39pm 08/12/05 Permalink
Loki
Brisbane, Queensland
6235 posts
probably on gayble :)
do u own cut-off denim shorts?
then your not gay :)
you're
i saw some bloke wearing em today, and he had kids
awww yeah
they feel great
along with my bumbag
:)
bloody oath u better believe it!


Falconwhat?!
10:09am 14/12/05 Permalink
Ecstasy
Australian Capital Territory
3921 posts
Yeah that is true, now if only we could put some UGLY people into porn we'd be set!
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