Trying to close security loopholes I'm sure. I swear Java developers must be the laziest shits on the planet. At work we're forever having to work around their app that relies on some fuck old version of Java...
How the fuck does anything you've said here have either anything to do with Java devs being lazy?
Oracle trying to kill off old versions of the JVM because of a security flaw *thats only present in the browser-based plugins ffs* - now that's lazy.
How about teach people not to click 'accept' on every fucking retarded thing that comes up which they don't know what it does?