So I bought my place about 2 years ago from an absolute slob who never cleaned her toilet... managed to smash 95% of the stains at the time and was happy with it, but there is still some stain (brown/black stain) inside the part where the water is in the bowl (i.e. submerged in the water) that i can't seem to get rid of.

i've tried:

toilet duck

pouring a whole bottle of aldi bleach in there

denture cleaning tablets


any other suggestions? i'm willing for it to smell horrible for a while in order for it to be actually clean looking

cheers

can provide pix for the sickos if required

Yeah. Pics or lying. Show us ya bowl.

Empty the toilet. Pour in a cap of CLR (?) or other strong limescale remover.
Repeat nightly for a week.
Should break it down, after a week hit it with some more and a stiff toilet brush and keep scrubbing till it's sparkling.

that shit ain't coming out. just replace it.

Fireworks

Such a good vid. Makes me lol every time.

empty the water as best you can,

butt load of bi carb soda

vinegar

scrub

doesn't black shit mean your bleeding somewhere in your digestive system?

doesn't black shit mean your bleeding somewhere in your digestive system?

Or you've been drinking Guinness. I'm not sure which is worse.

man, gumption is the bomb. cleans EVERYTHING.

Use pool acid and scrub it, will remove the left over gunk.

Just remember to leave sufficient distance!

Protein never makes it go black.

+1. I eat a fucktonne of protein from a variety of sources and my shits are any colour but black.

dude, i had the same issue when i bought mine. tried bleach, toilet cleaner etc. i ended up getting out as much water as i could and pouring 2L of vinegar in it and left it overnight. i can't remmeber if i just flushed it or gave it a scrub but it magically came off. 2L vinegar = $1.50

We had a similar problem. We fixed it by dropping a small amount of $'s on a new toilet. 1 1/2 years on and still sparkling.


Get a new toilet, easiest, quickest, least painful way.

Swap it out for one of those Japanese toilets.

Going to the toilet is never a great experience (except for the relief it brings) but whenever I'm at a friends place with one of those Japanese toilets I wonder why anyone would not want to be sitting on that throne all day.

It's got the seat warmer, washlet/bidet (for cleaning her bits and tickling your balls when you forget to set it to clean your arse), blow dryer and a spigot (saves water - you wash your hands in the water that becomes the next flush water).

Ive seen a litre of coca-cola do some effective toilet cleaning work.

Yeah ok will try vinegar first

How do i empty the toilet? Just scoop water until the s is empty? Sounds gross

P.s. No pics you sick freaks

P.p.s spook im a dude?

I use one of those toilet holder things, set and forget, but it can be awkward if you squat to poop. (everyone should do this)

i guess if you have one of those european hole in the floor deals in your house

Go to Bunnings, get some of this:http://www.recochem.com.au/index.php/products/consumer_products/acids_caustics/item/diggers_hydrochloric_acid

Hydrochloric acid will clean it up. Like it were brand new. Best shit ever. Bleach never worked for me, nor did scrubbing. Pour the acid in, wait like 10mins, flush. Clean.

Just be careful, the shit stinks and burns the air. Just wear gloves and try not to get any on you.

How do i empty the toilet? Just scoop water until the s is empty? Sounds gross

lol hardware.

You've never heard of turning the water off at the main?

have you tried relaxing and not being so uptight?

That made me Laugh Out Loud, however there was no rolling.

How do i empty the toilet? Just scoop water until the s is empty? Sounds gross

Ahaha oh lord. Are you a teacher?

Yeah so i turn off at mains, then flushing empties the container of water above the bowl, dunno how that will empty the bowl, oh well, will try tomorrow irl

All I did was pour a little bit of the acid in the bowl (didn't empty it or anything), leave it for 10 then flush. Clean as if it were new.

Yeah, it's not like vinegar is an acid.

Lol got the hcl, has some serious warnings on it. Might deposit the whole bottle in so i dont have to screw the lid back on

Prepare for next thread...how to drive to hospital while flushing eyes with water

so what sort of time frame do we have to wait to send someone around to poke persay's corpse with a stick

i'm unsure of the formal etiquette for these sort of things

put 300ml of hcl in there, waited 10 mins, did jack all

get out the toothbrush!

300ml?
without scrubbing?
gee you're shit at life
do what i said you chucklefuck

Just paint over the stains.

Domestos is the business for this. Squirt liberally in bowl and leave in as long as possible without flushing (ie at least overnight).

how about one of those high pressure hose things ?

Prolly needs a longer Hose.