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Intense toilet cleaning product?
Persay
Brisbane, Queensland
7603 posts
So I bought my place about 2 years ago from an absolute slob who never cleaned her toilet... managed to smash 95% of the stains at the time and was happy with it, but there is still some stain (brown/black stain) inside the part where the water is in the bowl (i.e. submerged in the water) that i can't seem to get rid of.

i've tried:

toilet duck

pouring a whole bottle of aldi bleach in there

denture cleaning tablets


any other suggestions? i'm willing for it to smell horrible for a while in order for it to be actually clean looking

cheers

can provide pix for the sickos if required
06:09pm 05/01/13 Permalink
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Tanaka Khan
Brisbane, Queensland
5343 posts
Replace the bowl
06:09pm 05/01/13 Permalink
l3wd_5c0ff
Brisbane, Queensland
2432 posts
Yeah. Pics or lying. Show us ya bowl.
06:11pm 05/01/13 Permalink
Spook
Brisbane, Queensland
34888 posts
have you tried relaxing and not being so uptight?
06:17pm 05/01/13 Permalink
mental
Brisbane, Queensland
3727 posts
Empty the toilet. Pour in a cap of CLR (?) or other strong limescale remover.
Repeat nightly for a week.
Should break it down, after a week hit it with some more and a stiff toilet brush and keep scrubbing till it's sparkling.
06:21pm 05/01/13 Permalink
DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
3320 posts
Pics.
06:26pm 05/01/13 Permalink
ravn0s
Brisbane, Queensland
16473 posts
that s*** ain't coming out. just replace it.
06:28pm 05/01/13 Permalink
scuzzy
Brisbane, Queensland
15555 posts
06:30pm 05/01/13 Permalink
DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
3321 posts
Fireworks

Such a good vid. Makes me lol every time.
06:41pm 05/01/13 Permalink
Mantorok
Brisbane, Queensland
6736 posts
06:45pm 05/01/13 Permalink
copuis
Brisbane, Queensland
3632 posts
empty the water as best you can,

butt load of bi carb soda

vinegar

scrub
07:04pm 05/01/13 Permalink
greazy
Brisbane, Queensland
5683 posts
lol enjoy the s*** house i sold you f*****.
did you find the surprise in the roof?

hahahaha

p.s those stains are from my alpha s****. they're black because i eat so much protein. ALPHA AS F***
07:12pm 05/01/13 Permalink
ravn0s
Brisbane, Queensland
16474 posts
doesn't black s*** mean your bleeding somewhere in your digestive system?
07:15pm 05/01/13 Permalink
HurricaneJim
Brisbane, Queensland
1299 posts
doesn't black s*** mean your bleeding somewhere in your digestive system?


Yes including Diverticular disease, Anal fissure, Colitis, Angiodysplasia, Peptic ulcers, Polyps or cancer and Esophageal problems, but he could also eat charcoal pills because his farts really stink. Protein never makes it go black.
07:31pm 05/01/13 Permalink
Mantorok
Brisbane, Queensland
6737 posts
doesn't black s*** mean your bleeding somewhere in your digestive system?
Or you've been drinking Guinness. I'm not sure which is worse.
07:31pm 05/01/13 Permalink
hardware
Brisbane, Queensland
10430 posts
drain it
ignore smell coming up because the s-bend isn't filled with water
gumption and a damn lot of elbow grease
http://static.productreview.com.au/pr.products/clorox-gumption-multi-purpose-cleanser_4cd9e01456803.jpg
08:09pm 05/01/13 Permalink
z0r
Brisbane, Queensland
1898 posts
man, gumption is the bomb. cleans EVERYTHING.
08:13pm 05/01/13 Permalink
hardware
Brisbane, Queensland
10431 posts
08:14pm 05/01/13 Permalink
Damo
Brisbane, Queensland
6360 posts
Use pool acid and scrub it, will remove the left over gunk.
08:19pm 05/01/13 Permalink
Spook
Brisbane, Queensland
34889 posts
i never guessed you were female persay. you are so much hotter to me now.
08:22pm 05/01/13 Permalink
HERMITech
Brisbane, Queensland
8111 posts
Just remember to leave sufficient distance!
10:07pm 05/01/13 Permalink
mental
Brisbane, Queensland
3728 posts
Lot's of options, they should all do the trick, I would NOT mix them though, don't close the toilet door and make sure the window is open.

Let the s*** soak in and then elbow grease.
10:45pm 05/01/13 Permalink
DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
3322 posts
Protein never makes it go black.

+1. I eat a f***tonne of protein from a variety of sources and my s**** are any colour but black.
11:47pm 05/01/13 Permalink
l3wd_5c0ff
Brisbane, Queensland
2433 posts
Ive seen a litre of coca-cola do some effective toilet cleaning work.
06:54am 06/01/13 Permalink
iTOM
Brisbane, Queensland
1300 posts
dude, i had the same issue when i bought mine. tried bleach, toilet cleaner etc. i ended up getting out as much water as i could and pouring 2L of vinegar in it and left it overnight. i can't remmeber if i just flushed it or gave it a scrub but it magically came off. 2L vinegar = $1.50
08:21am 06/01/13 Permalink
Crusher
Sydney, New South Wales
1228 posts
Brown or white vinegar? I have the same issue from previous tenant
09:47am 06/01/13 Permalink
Tollaz0r!
Brisbane, Queensland
13250 posts
We had a similar problem. We fixed it by dropping a small amount of $'s on a new toilet. 1 1/2 years on and still sparkling.


Get a new toilet, easiest, quickest, least painful way.
09:50am 06/01/13 Permalink
copuis
Brisbane, Queensland
3634 posts
i wouldn't want a new toilet,

pissing in royal doulton is by far classier than pissing in caroma

white vinegar

also, I loosely remember borax been good at cleaning that sort of gunk off too
09:59am 06/01/13 Permalink
Nukleuz
Perth, Western Australia
248 posts
Swap it out for one of those Japanese toilets.

Going to the toilet is never a great experience (except for the relief it brings) but whenever I'm at a friends place with one of those Japanese toilets I wonder why anyone would not want to be sitting on that throne all day.

It's got the seat warmer, washlet/bidet (for cleaning her bits and tickling your balls when you forget to set it to clean your arse), blow dryer and a spigot (saves water - you wash your hands in the water that becomes the next flush water).
12:21pm 06/01/13 Permalink
FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9732 posts
Coca Cola is very good.
So is hot strong Coffee.

But to clean the toilet Ive always used a scoop of washing powder.
Flush first so its all wet and throw the powder on, leave for a minute and scrub.

It really should only be organic waste.
I use one of those toilet holder things, set and forget, but it can be awkward if you squat to poop. (everyone should do this)

12:31pm 06/01/13 Permalink
JohnnieD
Brisbane, Queensland
1728 posts
Ive seen a litre of coca-cola do some effective toilet cleaning work.

http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/d6/b7/1128409/original_image.png?1241133081
06:00pm 06/01/13 Permalink
hardware
Brisbane, Queensland
10433 posts
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22172703.jpg

want me to punchersize your face


for free?
06:30pm 06/01/13 Permalink
Persay
Brisbane, Queensland
7604 posts
Yeah ok will try vinegar first

How do i empty the toilet? Just scoop water until the s is empty? Sounds gross

P.s. No pics you sick freaks

P.p.s spook im a dude?
06:47pm 06/01/13 Permalink
l3wd_5c0ff
Brisbane, Queensland
2434 posts
How do i empty the toilet? Just scoop water until the s is empty?

yeah do that
06:50pm 06/01/13 Permalink
Insom
Canada
4188 posts
I use one of those toilet holder things, set and forget, but it can be awkward if you squat to poop. (everyone should do this)

i guess if you have one of those european hole in the floor deals in your house
06:51pm 06/01/13 Permalink
hardware
Brisbane, Queensland
10434 posts
How do i empty the toilet?
siphon
start it with your mouth

lol no
06:56pm 06/01/13 Permalink
carson
Gippsland, Victoria
1710 posts
Go to Bunnings, get some of this:http://www.recochem.com.au/index.php/products/consumer_products/acids_caustics/item/diggers_hydrochloric_acid

Hydrochloric acid will clean it up. Like it were brand new. Best s*** ever. Bleach never worked for me, nor did scrubbing. Pour the acid in, wait like 10mins, flush. Clean.

Just be careful, the s*** stinks and burns the air. Just wear gloves and try not to get any on you.
06:57pm 06/01/13 Permalink
Spook
Brisbane, Queensland
34899 posts
P.p.s spook im a dude?

are you?
07:30pm 06/01/13 Permalink
Nukleuz
Perth, Western Australia
249 posts
How do i empty the toilet? Just scoop water until the s is empty? Sounds gross


lol hardware.

You've never heard of turning the water off at the main?
07:34pm 06/01/13 Permalink
Mantorok
Brisbane, Queensland
6740 posts
I thought you just had to pour a bucket of water into the bowl really fast.
07:45pm 06/01/13 Permalink
Obes
Brisbane, Queensland
9886 posts
have you tried relaxing and not being so uptight?

That made me Laugh Out Loud, however there was no rolling.
08:02pm 06/01/13 Permalink
Dazhel
Gold Coast, Queensland
5564 posts
Just wear gloves and try not to get any on you.


Yeah go the HCl, but don't forget eye protection as well.
A splash on your skin can be neutralised and washed off, a splash in your eye and you're going to have a bad time.
08:36pm 06/01/13 Permalink
reload!
Brisbane, Queensland
7081 posts
How do i empty the toilet? Just scoop water until the s is empty? Sounds gross

Ahaha oh lord. Are you a teacher?
08:39pm 06/01/13 Permalink
Persay
Brisbane, Queensland
7605 posts
Yeah so i turn off at mains, then flushing empties the container of water above the bowl, dunno how that will empty the bowl, oh well, will try tomorrow irl
08:48pm 06/01/13 Permalink
carson
Gippsland, Victoria
1711 posts
Yeah so i turn off at mains, then flushing empties the container of water above the bowl, dunno how that will empty the bowl, oh well, will try tomorrow irl

All I did was pour a little bit of the acid in the bowl (didn't empty it or anything), leave it for 10 then flush. Clean as if it were new.
08:53pm 06/01/13 Permalink
FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9739 posts
08:58pm 06/01/13 Permalink
Mantorok
Brisbane, Queensland
6741 posts
Yeah, it's not like vinegar is an acid.
09:06pm 06/01/13 Permalink
mental
Brisbane, Queensland
3729 posts
Use a toilet brush to empty it, just push up and down fast a couple of times and the water will sink down.
09:25pm 06/01/13 Permalink
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Brisbane, Queensland
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Spock
Brisbane, Queensland
2125 posts
f*****.

my friend has this problem too... also i'm getting it (toilet bowl stains, not bloody poo)

funnily enough it never happened at my parents haus, probably cause it gets clean once a week there
12:15am 07/01/13 Permalink
Persay
Brisbane, Queensland
7606 posts
Lol got the hcl, has some serious warnings on it. Might deposit the whole bottle in so i dont have to screw the lid back on

Prepare for next thread...how to drive to hospital while flushing eyes with water
01:29pm 07/01/13 Permalink
copuis
Brisbane, Queensland
3647 posts
you dead yet?
02:50pm 07/01/13 Permalink
copuis
Brisbane, Queensland
3648 posts
so what sort of time frame do we have to wait to send someone around to poke persay's corpse with a stick

i'm unsure of the formal etiquette for these sort of things
03:33pm 07/01/13 Permalink
Dazhel
Gold Coast, Queensland
5566 posts
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Persay
Brisbane, Queensland
7607 posts
put 300ml of hcl in there, waited 10 mins, did jack all
06:34pm 07/01/13 Permalink
paveway
Brisbane, Queensland
17673 posts
you're going to need to scrub it you clown
06:35pm 07/01/13 Permalink
ravn0s
Brisbane, Queensland
16477 posts
get out the toothbrus**
06:36pm 07/01/13 Permalink
Persay
Brisbane, Queensland
7608 posts
Im afraid to take a dump now, in case splashback is still acidix
06:50pm 07/01/13 Permalink
hardware
Brisbane, Queensland
10435 posts
300ml?
without scrubbing?
gee you're s*** at life
do what i said you chucklef***
07:05pm 07/01/13 Permalink
Dazhel
Gold Coast, Queensland
5570 posts
Im afraid to take a dump now, in case splashback is still acidix


lol, throw in some bicarb soda (stand back) and then test with blue litmus!

...or just flush a once or twice, what do you think normally happens to the bowl water when you push the button?
07:12pm 07/01/13 Permalink
FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9740 posts
Just paint over the stains.
09:45pm 07/01/13 Permalink
Insom
Canada
4189 posts
this just in, the mysterious death of all marine life in brisbane
11:15pm 07/01/13 Permalink
nubbin
Gold Coast, Queensland
573 posts
Domestos is the business for this. Squirt liberally in bowl and leave in as long as possible without flushing (ie at least overnight).
12:02pm 08/01/13 Permalink
mental
Brisbane, Queensland
3733 posts
Then SCRUB afterwards! Doesn't really matter what you use it will break it down, but then you will have to SCRUB.
01:51pm 08/01/13 Permalink
FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9743 posts
how about one of those high pressure hose things ?
04:09pm 08/01/13 Permalink
Nukleuz
Perth, Western Australia
251 posts
how about one of those high pressure hose things ?


My toilet bowl gets a washing down with one of those 3-4 times a day... doesn't clean much off I'm afraid.
06:41pm 08/01/13 Permalink
FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9744 posts
Prolly needs a longer Hose.
08:56pm 08/01/13 Permalink
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