google knows what's up

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

The doll was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

Happy Festivus everyone. LET'S RUMBBBBBLLLEEEE!!!!

Happy pagan Scandinavian holiday bitches!

I'll get the pole out of the crawl space!

festivus?

I just wanted to say, to everyone on Ausgamers have a really great Christmas, and a happy new year. That goes especially to Trog and Erol who've put up with me a fair bit. If you're in NSW don't forget it's double demerit points. Drive safe take it easy. Have a good break. See you in early Jan.

And to any who may be offended at the term Merry Christmas....

In the meantime please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013m, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Australia is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Best Regards (without prejudice)

Name withheld (Privacy Act)

haha, massive chuckle at the festivus pole on the google search page.

When do the feats of strength start?

Merry festivus QGLers.

haha, massive chuckle at the festivus pole on the google search page.

Another Festivus miracle!