And it has a cork.
corks are the work of the devil. I have this bottle of something, it has a plastic lid on it that looks like it unscrews so I'm sitting there trying to unscrew it, it's not coming off so I figure it's one of those child proof things I'm like whatever. Turns out the fucking thing is a cork with what looks like a screw on lid glued to the top of it.
WHAT!?!