Whilst fluoride in the water has held my teeth together for this long, I need to see a dentist about some decent holes in my front 4 teeth. They don't hurt, but yer they need attention.

I'm a total and utter pussy when it comes to dentists and I get massive, massive anxiety even thinking about going to one. O god like now.

Anyway, my plan is to go to the doctors and get some sweet, sweet prescription drugs so I can trip out at the dentist and dream of rainbows and unicorns.

So I need recommendations for a dentist North Side, up near North Lakes. I'm also a tight arse so price is a big factor, I also don't want one that is going to make me never go to a dentist again.
I've considered going to UQ school of dentistry, however the thought of students boring through my teeth scares me, although it is still on the cards if the price is right.

But Coopers Plains. I'm pretty certain there are crack heads there that will stab me and steal my sweet, sweet prescription drugs. Not necessarily in that order.

Go here up at Central Lakes near Caboolture http://www.thedentalclub.com.au/

Great service, TV's on the ceiling. Not cheap though. But great pain free service.

But great pain free service.

It isn't just pain that disturbs me, it is everything else. The prodding and pulling, twisting and scraping and good god what kind of madman would become a dentist.


Agamemnon, sounds good. I'll say you sent me and I'll get a discount yer? ;p

I just had a tooth out, only pain was the initial needle and even then it was more like a pin prick, nothing to cry over.

this thread reminds me, whatever happened to old mate who had a hard on for his dentist? he brought a kind of earnestness you just don't get from the crazies around here these days.

serious answer: contact your health fund and see who they recommend. (ours recommended coopers plains, so thats why we go there).

we get hundreds of dollars of high quality dentistry done each year and pay scarely a cent thanks to your health funds.

dentistry alone goes close to covering our outlay each year!

When I go to the dentist I just imagine



Then all is good in the world.