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When an asian family visits an aussie one..
Fixah
Brisbane, Queensland
7156 posts
sorry i just had to share:

10:34am 07/12/12 Permalink
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
3231 posts
Vash?
10:58am 07/12/12 Permalink
Sip
Brisbane, Queensland
557 posts
lol good ol My Chonny
10:58am 07/12/12 Permalink
Nerf Lord
Brisbane, Queensland
6935 posts
I actually had a friend whose parents were basically exactly like that, not that I was asian, but same super excitable bogan style about everything.
11:07am 07/12/12 Permalink
thermite
Brisbane, Queensland
10555 posts
haha when he mimes fire coming out his mouth and vag
11:16am 07/12/12 Permalink
Fixah
Brisbane, Queensland
7157 posts
This one time back when i was in grade 9 i went to my aussie mate's house for some playstation. He introduced me to his dad who was casually sitting in front of the computer watching porn with a bulge and printing out images in black and white. He shook my hand. I skipped lunch at his house that day.
11:21am 07/12/12 Permalink
FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9633 posts
Get these guys a TV series.
11:45am 07/12/12 Permalink
59fifty
Brisbane, Queensland
980 posts
hahaha I love the dad.. cracks me up...
12:11pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Taipan
USA
3937 posts
I was just about to shut this off then the Asian dad entered and I f*****g lost it hahaha awesome.
12:59pm 07/12/12 Permalink
eski
Perth, Western Australia
1307 posts
Arent you an Aussie Dad now Fixah?

Better get yourself a mullet and a black and white printer
01:39pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Hogfather
Cairns, Queensland
13202 posts
Yeh was a bit meh until asian dad showed up and lost his s***!
01:47pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Captain Lateral
Brisbane, Queensland
4651 posts
I found that a little offensive actually, can't quite put my finger on why though.
03:16pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Hogfather
Cairns, Queensland
13204 posts
Probably just a bit of a softc***?

:D
03:19pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Fixah
Brisbane, Queensland
7158 posts
Probably because it portrays aussies to be ignorant towards other cultures, albeit a generalisation, it is not far from the truth
03:45pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Hogfather
Cairns, Queensland
13205 posts
Eh, brown Mulims are crazy terrorists so we'll call it even?!
03:49pm 07/12/12 Permalink
fpot
Gold Coast, Queensland
21886 posts
Eh, brown Mulims are crazy terrorists so we'll call it even?!
Savagery is part of their culture and savagery is all they understand /infi
03:50pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Hogfather
Cairns, Queensland
13206 posts
Savagery is part of their culture and savagery is all they understand /infi

When in Iraq ... ?
03:53pm 07/12/12 Permalink
fpot
Gold Coast, Queensland
21888 posts
Do as the Americans do.
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mission
Brisbane, Queensland
8666 posts
heh

A year or two back we were in a carpark and a guy with a turban on was collecting trolleys.

My son, who was about 9 at the time, asked "Why's there a terrorist collecting trolleys!?!"

Gor bless 'im.

04:03pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Nerf Lord
Brisbane, Queensland
6941 posts
Oh dear, there's more..

04:13pm 07/12/12 Permalink
fpot
Gold Coast, Queensland
21894 posts
Well he obviously got that from you mission so I guess that makes you a bit of a c*** then hey?
04:15pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Taipan
USA
3938 posts
Ahh terrorist taking trolleys I am guessing they have a plan to rid australia of bogans.

1) acquire trolley
2) pack it with explosives
3) put it back into circulation
4) wait for some white trash bogan to take it the three street walk home
5) set it off

I can see the gene pool getting cleaner already. It seems one mans terrorist could easily be another mans community service provider.
04:18pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Fixah
Brisbane, Queensland
7159 posts
yeah and that trolley turbanted terrorist most likely would have been fully sikh. Poor sikhs copping abuse from ignorant scum of society trash mistaking them for Mulims.

Also talking of ignorant racist trash, had a game of indoor soccer against these young bogan captain cook c**** with an entire cheer squad of inala inbreds. They couldn't stand the fact that a few bearded haji jihadis over the age of 30 beat them over 10 goals so they resorted to shoving, elbows and racist remarks. The look on their faces when they found out we actually speak English and could say a thing or two about their mums!
04:56pm 07/12/12 Permalink
fpot
Gold Coast, Queensland
21895 posts
Does the game not have a referee or something?
05:02pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Fixah
Brisbane, Queensland
7161 posts
There was a ref but he was a fruit cake. All he did was threaten the other team with send offs but never actually did anything about it. Consequently we also went in hard to show we weren't intimidated but nothing more since the ball was in the back of their net more often than not.
05:13pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Spook
Brisbane, Queensland
34684 posts
9 out of 10 punchups in the sport centres i frequent are soccer related.

usually though its the european types getting all firey.

its funny, in cricket land, its always the indians that get the huge cheer squads, and they are usually terrible and completely unable to run between wickets at indoor cricket.
05:21pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Fixah
Brisbane, Queensland
7162 posts
9 out of 10 punchups in the sport centres i frequent are soccer related.
well that's probably because soccer is more a of contact sport than cricket :p that and soccer appeals to a broader base of players who fire up over calls that could easily go either way.

Anyway confucius say use this leaf okay
05:39pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Taipan
USA
3939 posts
Fixah where do you.play out of? My boy is a nuts soccer fan and loves a game when ever he can get one. He was playing for his local side but there was a few to many d*******s which is sad since he really loves the game.
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Fixah
Brisbane, Queensland
7168 posts
I play at a few places, indoor at underwood, futsal at acacia ridge and calamvale, all south side.

Where abouts is your boy and how old is he?
07:20pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Taipan
USA
3940 posts
He is over in Deception bay atm so a little to far from your area. I believe his school picked up some championship for footsal a few years back when he was playing so he loves that aswell. He is thinking of heading to redcliffe next year to have a go with peninsula power but well have to seehow that pans out. He just turned 18 this year
07:28pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Fixah
Brisbane, Queensland
7170 posts
I was gonna say if he lives close by I can get him to play for one of the teams for fun but he sounds like a gun and could do better than some random B grade comp with a bunch of married with kids fellas :) we do alright though.
07:30pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Taipan
USA
3941 posts
I dont think it matters to much to him who he plays with as long as they are enjoying the game as much as he does. Dont get me wrong he loves a win but he its not all about winning for him so playing with good people with good attitudes works better for him. I wouldnt call him a gun although he has a few skills i think his thing is more to do with always putting himself in their and making a contest of the ball.
08:00pm 07/12/12 Permalink
sLaps_Forehead
Brisbane, Queensland
6200 posts
straya c***
08:44pm 07/12/12 Permalink
DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
3235 posts
Taipan. I used to be a soccer ref and peninsula power was a decent side. I would ref the friday night teen games and they were the high skill level games. They also did indoor soccer style games outdoors with smaller fields a few years back when i was in my final years of high school.
09:08pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Taipan
USA
3942 posts
Interesting Davo ... you might know the young girl i was yacking to at one of my boys games for the Bay. She was just back on holidays from the US as she plays for a college over there. She wasplaying for peninsula power and also doing linesman duties aswell which is what she was doing at mu.sons game. Nice girl and spoke pretty highly of peninsula power.
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ctd
UK
10171 posts

captain cook c****

ROFL this is great. Never heard it before.
10:41pm 07/12/12 Permalink
Tiny
Brisbane, Queensland
3331 posts
You know, not every australian is a racist bogan. It is an amusing anecdote nevertheless.
11:22pm 07/12/12 Permalink
fpot
Gold Coast, Queensland
21902 posts
You are.
11:24pm 07/12/12 Permalink
DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
3240 posts
Nah bro, dont know her. Gave up on the ref job first year out of high school. 2006. But yeah, peninsula power were always good to ref @, my fave spot IIRC.
11:50pm 07/12/12 Permalink
infi
Brisbane, Queensland
19315 posts
fpot is very progressive and tolerant. i am glad he came in to lecture us on being progressive.
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Hogfather
Cairns, Queensland
13213 posts
captain cook c****
ROFL this is great. Never heard it before.

Really? You've never crossed City Place in Cairns before? :)
11:15am 08/12/12 Permalink
HERMITech
Brisbane, Queensland
8064 posts
Get these guys a TV series.

Why? I thought that was pretty s***.
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HurricaneJim
Brisbane, Queensland
1275 posts
Why? I thought that was pretty s***.


Wogs attempting to be Aussies?
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HERMITech
Brisbane, Queensland
8065 posts
Not even that, just umm, I dunno, s***?
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Captain Lateral
Brisbane, Queensland
4656 posts
isn't being s*** a prerequisite for getting on TV?
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