Katie Holmes files for divorce
thermite
Brisbane, Queensland
9832 posts
Sc00bs
Brisbane, Queensland
8874 posts
bet she got fisted in the pre-nups
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dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9477 posts
DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2350 posts
Always thought she was crazy to be with him if he was that hardcore about scientology.
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Trauma
Melbourne, Victoria
2722 posts
Hopefully we hear about all sorts of scientology shenanigans.
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FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9024 posts
There were a lot of rumours Katie Holmes was paid a huge amount of money to marry cruise for 6-7 years. It included movie deals.
Some even think Suri was conceived from sperm of L Ron Hubbard.
Looks like Tom will go back to banging male Masseuses with Travolta.
Jedi's and Wiccans reported far more members than Scientologists here in Australia.
2163 Members down 13.7 years over 5 years.
LateLine ABC1 had a story on this last night.
http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/
Scientology head Tommy nutcase said last year there were tens of thousands if not 100 000 members in Australia.
An Aussie Freedom Medal winner recently quit the Church too.
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deeper
Brisbane, Queensland
4072 posts
dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9480 posts
Neither of them strike me as gay. Tom's had three smoking hot wives and John's wife is a looker too.
It's just a shame they're insane.
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dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9481 posts
Though I guess having a hot wife doesn't automatically mean you are straight, there is such a thing as a beard.
I don't think either of them are gay though.
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Caveboy
Brisbane, Queensland
312 posts
Is this how you greet your babysitter?
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FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9027 posts
Theres like 6 male ex-lovers have 'come out' about Travolta now.
Its prolly the worst kept secret in Hollywood.
One of the actors from Grease claimed Travolta had hit on him, i think it was the guy who died not so long ago.
Not that theres anything wrong with that.
its just lame how they "act" in real life too.
Kids in Scientology are taught to express themselves and disciplining children is frowned upon. Kids have to be 'self-determined' which helps them grow up to be 'clear'
Tom's had three smoking hot wives and John's wife is a looker too.
It's just a shame they're insane.
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dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9482 posts
Haha wtf. Perhaps I am mistaken, about a great many things.
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kappa
Brisbane, Queensland
1893 posts
Travolta is gay for sure. Not convinced about Cruise though.
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dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9483 posts
I don't give a shit if either of them are gay, though it is sad if they are and they've hidden it.
I do give a shit about them being Scientologists.
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Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
20621 posts
I don't know why Travolta tries to hide being gay. People are still gonna watch his movies. Shit, there's a few people who are gay but choose to hide it. Dunno why because as if we care. Hmm
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That is what I don't get. WHO GIVES A SHIT IF SOME CUNT IS GAY? Cunts be gay on earth right.
Bad as the cunts who don't let humans get married.
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thermite
Brisbane, Queensland
9834 posts
Probably because of the era he's from, and now he's part of that church.
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deeper
Brisbane, Queensland
4074 posts
Thread goes from pics of Katie Holmes to gay dudes, nice work lads.
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Zakson
Gold Coast, Queensland
230 posts
Seems like some guy just came in the thread and dominated all you guys, I guess they call him "deeper" for a reason.
-not helping-
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BladeRunner
Queensland
753 posts
Spook
Brisbane, Queensland
33945 posts
i play netball with a girl who looks just like katie holmes
she so hawt
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Raven
Melbourne, Victoria
7134 posts
Yup, as above. The only thing I don't get is why it makes any difference. Who gives a fuck.
You know the real reaction?
"Guys, I'm gay".
"Yep John, we know. Now can we get back to this script already, we're already behind schedule?"
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dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9485 posts
Mandy will be so disappointed!
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infi
Brisbane, Queensland
18895 posts
very important news. thanks
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skythra
Brisbane, Queensland
5682 posts
she so hawt
Why would you care if you're playing netball?
(PS: i'm calling it a gay's sport).
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Spook
Brisbane, Queensland
33948 posts
ive always said, the second petal isnt doing it for me, ill be picking up at netty.
hawt fit sporty birds = win
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2352 posts
hawt fit sporty birds = win
Gotta agree there although most of the time the tradeoff of sporty girls is smaller boobs and im a boobs man.
And who cares if netballs gay. I had a crack @ mixed netball during college for shits n it had its perks. Also did the college dance competition even though id never danced before and that wasnt bad for pickups either. Made 2nd row (front row was good male dancers, mid was average, and back row was the tards).
Didnt i read you said you were 58yrs spook?
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defi
Wynnum, Queensland
2908 posts
ive always said, the second petal isnt doing it for me, ill be picking up at netty. hawt fit sporty birds = win
Picked up my ex and my current missus at netball. Winning.
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Raven
Melbourne, Victoria
7137 posts
Gotta agree there although most of the time the tradeoff of sporty girls is smaller boobs and im a boobs man.
While I agree, I've had a crack with slightly bigger girls (and note, even just slightly) and I'm not going back there (on the premise of "you can't knock it if you haven't tried"). From now on, it's skinny/slim/athletic or not at all, overweight (or even tipping towards) is just not attractive.
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2353 posts
I dont mean larger girls, i just mean chicks with bigger boobs. While its rarer, there are plenty of slimmer girls with big boobs due to being freaks of nature. IMO bigger tits on a fat chick dont count. I joke around with mates thats like abs on a skinny guy - its nothing impressive. And while its flawed, i rate chicks on a T:B ratio (tits:belly). In side on view, the further the boobs come out compared to the belly, the better. Too bad bras can fuck with the system. Wait:hip ratio is also important as is ass n hips but thats all me.
My GF is size 10-12 which i dont consider larger (larger than size 8 sure, but i consider probably size 16+ as large girl size) and IMO has killer boobs.
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sLaps_Forehead
Brisbane, Queensland
5988 posts
skythra
Brisbane, Queensland
5685 posts
Raven, try some E cups on a 50kg girl. Most of her weight is in her boobs. They exist. That's how you 'try it before knocking it'.
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2354 posts
Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
20627 posts
But can there be a time when boobs are too big though? I prefer just a handful. Maybe mid sporty if that makes sense. Boobs that don't have that saggy/overlay look. I don't know. lol
Actually, it's a pity we can't show boobs, vaginas and dicks here. Be awesome for just one thread we could post that stuff. I'd show you my dream woman. haha
Wait a sec, that sounded suss. I don't wont dick. But maybe someone here does.
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assag
Brisbane, Queensland
41 posts
Neil Patrick Harris is gay!?
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mental
Brisbane, Queensland
3306 posts
So gay he could be the sixth queer guy for the straight guy.
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Mordecai
Victoria
1381 posts
But can there be a time when boobs are too big though? I prefer just a handful. Maybe mid sporty if that makes sense. Boobs that don't have that saggy/overlay look. I don't know. lol
Actually, it's a pity we can't show boobs, vaginas and dicks here. Be awesome for just one thread we could post that stuff. I'd show you my dream woman. haha
Wait a sec, that sounded suss. I don't wont dick. But maybe someone here does.
I thought Mandy Moore was your perfect woman?
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paveway
Brisbane, Queensland
16923 posts
But can there be a time when boobs are too big though? I prefer just a handful. Maybe mid sporty if that makes sense. Boobs that don't have that saggy/overlay look. I don't know. lol
with you there
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Khel
Brisbane, Queensland
4174 posts
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FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9033 posts
About time Katie bailed on that nutbug, good on her I say.
Khel I think all thats preventing you from crossing the line on this forum is that guys hand.
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2355 posts
lol rev, it depends how big ur hands are as to the size of boobs required.
As for sag, it just comes with bigger boob territory. I think any guy that has played around with bigger boobs, like the E cups mentioned, understands that some sag is gunna be involved. Think fake boobs - there are the ones that sit high all super perky, dont move and look like spheres attached to the chest (angelina valentine) or the ones that are a bit more oblong/blimp?? shaped, with some droop but have more movement to them (lisa ann, bridgette b come to mind). Im at work and going by memory so i couldnt think of many examples or provide pics but hopefully you guys can reverse the gay direction this thread is going.
I think bras are part of the problem. You see a massive rack in a bra and they can look incredibly perky but remove the bra and the decade or two of aging will be visible on a chick in her 20s/30s. I dont think its a bad thing, its just the way it is.
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dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9491 posts
Thanks for the hairy man love Khel.
Did someone say boobs? These are real btw.
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fukles
Brisbane, Queensland
6048 posts
holy fuck bags who is that??!!
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FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9035 posts
what was this thread about ?
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dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9493 posts
sLaps_Forehead
Brisbane, Queensland
5994 posts
DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2356 posts
Those are fucking insane. Great waist:hip ratio and normal sized arms+legs. Thats the kind of crazy big boobs on slim chicks i was talking about but taken to the extreme. What amazes me is how far from the chest they seem to naturally protrude - thats rare in natural big boobs.
What cup size?
And good job redirecting the thread. thx.
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Olx
Sydney, New South Wales
87 posts
well that's several hours of entertainment right there.
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Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
4118 posts
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mental
Brisbane, Queensland
3307 posts
Na, I prefer a little larger myself, I like women not teens.
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Dazhel
Gold Coast, Queensland
5024 posts
If this is a spoot thread, it's an incredibly confusing one.
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Whoop
Brisbane, Queensland
20167 posts
I don't know why Travolta tries to hide being gay. People are still gonna watch his movies. Shit, there's a few people who are gay but choose to hide it. Dunno why because as if we care. Hmm
Not everyone is comfortable about being as open as you are Rev :p
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2357 posts
Not bad rev, im guessing B/C? GF has Es and i cant see myself going any smaller if we were to break up. The girls ive been with over time on average have had increasingly bigger boobs. Dunno if its a trend or coincidence.
And that jordan carver chick is supposedly 30JJ. Wow. And also, i googled to find her cup size and first hit was this:
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Jordan_Carver
Fake boobs it says. I was thinking so as the protrusion from chest seems abnormal (as in naturally impossible) plus nipple seems to high to be natural. And 55kg bodyweight plus "Jordan considers herself very much a tom-boy, her interests includes soccer, autos and women, Jordan has a passion for large breasts and women who share this passion."
Enjoying this boobpedia page and these are supposedly natural.
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Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
20631 posts
Yeah Davo. I would never knock back a girl with huge boobies, they rock hard. I just think there's something about girls who have just that handful. Hehe. I dunno. It must get hard for a girl who has massive boobs, like back-wise.
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dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9499 posts
Gee they don't really look fake. Usually you can see the outline of the implant under the skin. Maybe it's because they were already so big to begin with.
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2358 posts
It must get hard for a girl who has massive boobs, like back-wise.
That IMO is a load of BS. Sure, i have no boobs and wouldnt know but you see all these chicks with massive fake boobs, surely the pain isnt that bad or else you would hear more people complaining. That jordan carver chick is supposedly 55kg with massive boobs and i assume she manages. I think its all about strengthening back muscles to counter the boob weight and ensuring correct posture and support. GF complains about her boobs which i think is partially due to bad posture when sleeping and sitting. Since starting weight training, she seems to be complaining less. Ive also read on various sites suggestions for chicks with back pain due to boobs to do weight training to combat the problem.
Usually you can see the outline of the implant under the skin.
Im no surgery expert but maybe the scars are hidden under the cleavage which is what you are talking about i think. Only that final pic gave somewhat of a view of the skin under the boobs. Or else digitally removed? I just think nipple is too high on the boob and they defy gravity too much to be real. Check out other natural big boobs, they often use bikini tops to provide the support and lift necessary. Not criticising them though.
Do any of you guys think the jordan carver chick's boobs on the first page are saggy? I think its the awesome, natural and slight sag you get with big boobs but i could see how some people wouldnt like it and prefer smaller, super perky boobs.
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fpot
Gold Coast, Queensland
20999 posts
That IMO is a load of BS. You're wrong. I have known a few girls who have had breast reductions due to the amount of backpain it has caused, and have read about quite a few as well. I'd say this Jordan chick just endures because it is all part of her marketable image. There is probably physio and other treatments you can do as well like you said, but the cost and time this would take would probably make it impractical for the average person.
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2359 posts
Fpot, did they try back exercises? If i can happily lower 200kg and support it with my back to do stiff leg deads or barbell rows, then surely chicks can support the 5kg?? that their boobs weigh provided they have adequate back strength. My GF has a few friends all with big boobs and of the few that complain, they do no exercise and have made no attempt to fix their problem.
Im sure that big boobs would cause a strain but im confident that correct posture and resistance exercises to build back strength would fix the problem.
If the vast majority of chicks with bigger boobs reported back pain, then id take that as the norm but i dont think thats the case. If say 50% of chicks complain of back pain, then id wonder what the non complainers are doing differently to the complainers and i think a combination of exercise, posture, stress, diet, stretching all play a role in preventing back pain.
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Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
20632 posts
Yeah, but imagine walking around with that weight all day though? Prolly get super uncomfortable.
8-)
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fpot
Gold Coast, Queensland
21000 posts
It's almost as though men have a different muscular makeup than women!
But to be honest, you are probably right. I am sure the doctors would try and avoid surgery if they could by recommending exercise and stuff but people wouldn't go and do it all the time. There are some chicks with mutantly huge boobs who no doubt need them to be reduced though I reckon.
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2360 posts
Yeah, but imagine walking around with that weight all day though? Prolly get super uncomfortable.
I know there are different types of muscle strain - heavy but short lived strain and lighter repetitive strain so you could have a valid point.
Consider this then. Think of people with lots of central adiposity (belly fat). There are plenty of people with a 10, 20 even 30kg of primarily off balanced fat located in their gut area. While boobs are higher and therefore affect centre of mass differently, do fat people get back pain from their belly fat?
There are some chicks with mutantly huge boobs who no doubt need them to be reduced though I reckon.
If a chick wants her big boobs reduced cause she doesnt like em, i dont see the problem. I just think the back pain complaints so often used wouldnt be an issue if people made an effort. However, if somebody CBF making an effort and would just prefer the reduction then thats their choice - I got no issue with that.
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Whoop
Brisbane, Queensland
20170 posts
Fpot, did they try back exercises? If i can happily lower 200kg and support it with my back to do stiff leg deads or barbell rows, then surely chicks can support the 5kg??
Depends on the person I guess. I bend down wrong and my back hurts so much I can hardly walk for a week. No lifting involved, just bend down to pick something up. I'd love to be able to lift 20kg, let alone 200.
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infi
Brisbane, Queensland
18898 posts
Rev those tits are tiny. D is the minimum requirement.
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paveway
Brisbane, Queensland
16927 posts
150% with you all the way rev
i would take her over the chick dais posted everyday, they look stupid on her
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2361 posts
lol rev, your pic got nuked. Maybe provide a NSFW link so we can continue the discussion?
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2362 posts
paveway
Brisbane, Queensland
16928 posts
you just demolished dais’s dream
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2363 posts
you just demolished dais’s dream
I feel sorry for the poor guy. I mean the boobs were awesome but i thought fake pretty quickly when i saw em.
Relevant gif randomly found on imgur:
NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/5dLii.gif
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Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
20633 posts
Depends on the person I guess. I bend down wrong and my back hurts so much I can hardly walk for a week
I get that sometimes too. I remember it was a mission trying to stand up after waking up or trying to put undies on after a shower. Oh god the pain. It's weird because the pain is so intense you can't even psych yourself up to crouch down. lol
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infi
Brisbane, Queensland
18899 posts
Whoop
Brisbane, Queensland
20171 posts
I get that sometimes too. I remember it was a mission trying to stand up after waking up or trying to put undies on after a shower. Oh god the pain. It's weird because the pain is so intense you can't even psych yourself up to crouch down. lol
I hate it because it makes me feel old. The other day my back hurt just wheeling the compressor out of the shed. What the fuck? Thing's on wheels, I'm pulling the damn thing, not lifting it. Fuck you body.
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paveway
Brisbane, Queensland
16929 posts
get yourself to a physio if you want to sort it out
it will take a while and some discipline but you could get over it
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Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
20636 posts
DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2364 posts
nice rack dav0
I thought so.
Quit ruining the thread with small boobs rev. That desert highway one is nice though.
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Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
20637 posts
LOL
I knew you'd say something about her. Haha
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paveway
Brisbane, Queensland
16930 posts
infi
Brisbane, Queensland
18901 posts
Tollaz0r!
Brisbane, Queensland
12859 posts
I like Rev's taste in women. Pictures approved, plz provide more.
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Whoop
Brisbane, Queensland
20173 posts
ahha what's with the dead crow picture?
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dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9500 posts
Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
20639 posts
I love how a Tom Cruise divorce thread turns into spoot
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ravn0s
Brisbane, Queensland
15421 posts
That desert highway one is nice though.
what desert highway one?
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jsme
Brisbane, Queensland
51 posts
Names under photos please for further googling. Carry on.
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Khel
Brisbane, Queensland
19475 posts
Rev might have shit taste in movies, but he has good taste in women
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Bah
Brisbane, Queensland
4736 posts
Names under photos please for further googling. Carry on.
Drag the pics into google.
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2365 posts
That blue trim and black lace final pic = more awesome mega boobage.
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Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
20641 posts
Rev might have shit taste in movies, but he has good taste in women
I have awesome taste in both. Some day you'll see.
8-)
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2366 posts
infi
Brisbane, Queensland
18902 posts
DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2367 posts
Practising my imbedding of images from those links i provided:
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2368 posts
And for dais, i think these are all of her:
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Whoop
Brisbane, Queensland
20176 posts
Boobs that big, on a girl that small don't really appeal to me either. Don't get me wrong, I don't like them as small as rev, and I don't hate big boobs, but her proportions are just all kinds of weird.
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DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2369 posts
Yeah, shes a slim chick with big boobs surgically added and i can understand thinking the proportions are weird. IMO If she had some more hips+ass+thigh to off set the big chest i reckon it would match more of a curvy hourglass figure rather than slim girl with massive boobs.
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Mantorok
Brisbane, Queensland
6522 posts
So Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise because she hates his movies... Apparently she found out that he'd been in "A Few Good Men".
Tom Cruise is to divorce after his wife, Katie Holmes outed him.
During a public argument he stormed off saying "I've had it with women!"
To which she shouted back "Oh no you haven't!"
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FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9039 posts
copuis
Brisbane, Queensland
2967 posts
faceman, add spoot to the thread, not facts man!
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dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9535 posts
Katie Holmes certainly isn't stupid. Here's a really good article about the divorce and Scientology:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/07/07/why-katie-holmes-may-win-custody.html
And while Scientology has long fought to be regarded as a legitimate, even mainstream, practice, Holmes’s divorce action is likely to highlight how alien most people, including New York matrimonial judges, find the church. “No snake-handler religion is ever going to get custody of that child,” says Hennessey. “No way.”
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Whoop
Brisbane, Queensland
20203 posts
how alien most people, including New York matrimonial judges, find the church pun? hes got divorced from all 3 wives when they were 33 All his wives were born 11 years apart.
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Reverend Evil™
Wynnum, Queensland
20694 posts
I see Tom and Katie have reached an agreement. Although, how awesome would it be if Tom said something like, "screw it, I'm done with Scientology", and him and Katie stayed together.
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FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
9076 posts
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