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dais
Brisbane, Queensland
9345 posts

While the cat's away the mice will play.

http://www.hustlermagazine.com/features/articles/top-10-smartest-porn-stars

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10. Joanna Angel

Ms. Angel holds a degree in English Literature from Rutgers University and a minor in Film Studies.

She puts these degrees to good use, writing and directing her own videos – becoming a figurehead in the “alt porn” movement.

Not only that, her writing has appeared in The New York Times and Spin Magazine.

There's no nudity if you follow the link but obviously the content on the rest of the site is NSFW.

I found this on reddit if you're wondering.
06:11pm 17/06/12 Permalink
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deeper
Brisbane, Queensland
4068 posts
this thread is going about as far as pornstars with college degrees versus pornstars without them
09:30am 18/06/12 Permalink
teq
Brisbane, Queensland
12989 posts
if there is one thing I have learned from being gainfully employed, it's that university degrees mean absolutely diddly squat as far as a persons intelligence goes
09:35am 18/06/12 Permalink
Dazhel
Gold Coast, Queensland
4958 posts
She sounds a little overqualified using her English Lit degree to write porn movie scripts.
09:37am 18/06/12 Permalink
qmass
Queensland
10422 posts
pretty underwhelming, wish i hadn't bothered to read it.
09:46am 18/06/12 Permalink
Pinky
Melbourne, Victoria
13311 posts
She sounds a little overqualified using her English Lit degree to write porn movie scripts.

Haha, reminds me of a porno I watched when I was about 14 where this private detective stayed in a brothel because the women were being harassed. Over the length of the film each of the whores demands he have sex with them and he becomes so over-sexed that he fakes his own depth.

Laying in the coffin at his church service the whores take it in turns to read a saucy eulogy about what a good lay he was and he gets an erection in the coffin and they realise he's alive and jump his bones.

If that's not good script writing then I don't know what is.
11:15am 18/06/12 Permalink
eski
Perth, Western Australia
943 posts
pretty much the citizen kane of porn right there
11:18am 18/06/12 Permalink
Hogfather
Cairns, Queensland
12608 posts
if there is one thing I have learned from being gainfully employed, it's that university degrees mean absolutely diddly squat as far as a persons intelligence goes
Not quite.

A stupid person can't legitimately attain a degree of any merit. A smart person doesn't need a degree to be a smart person.

This is what degrees are for, a warrant of merit and expertise. The University is asserting you know something about the subject matter and are not a retard. You don't need one for this to be true, but its nice to have some proof of merit handy.

Being essentially uneducated, you don't like hearing that, but its true.
11:19am 18/06/12 Permalink
thermite
Brisbane, Queensland
9769 posts
I've worked with uneducated retards, effectively doing the same job I do, so I question what my uni degree was for.
Even had a schoolie become my boss, because she had tits the CEO liked.

last edited by thermite at 11:26:51 18/Jun/12
11:25am 18/06/12 Permalink
teq
Brisbane, Queensland
12990 posts
Not quite.

A stupid person can't legitimately attain a degree of any merit. A smart person doesn't need a degree to be a smart person.

This is what degrees are for, a warrant of merit and expertise. The University is asserting you know something about the subject matter and are not a retard. You don't need one for this to be true, but its nice to have some proof of merit handy.

Being essentially uneducated, you don't like hearing that, but its true.



I disagree with your entire statement, a stupid person absolutely can attain a degree.
our views of what "stupid" is may or may not differ but the reality is that anyone can spend 4-6 years at uni and come out "qualified"
the only thing it proves is that they have the ability to show up regularly and retain information for at least long enough to pass a standardised test.

I was making six figures before I turned 23 and I did it all after failing grade 10, being "essentially uneducated" has never really kept me from sleeping like a baby at night on my goose feather pillows
01:21pm 18/06/12 Permalink
FaceMan
Brisbane, Queensland
8960 posts
An Arts degree just means her parents were able to subsidise her lack of intellect and aversion to getting a real job.

03:45pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Pinky
Melbourne, Victoria
13317 posts
I just checked FaceMan, porn is real work.

Seriously though, aren't all pornstars super-intelligent? They are making money by having sex FFS.

I know a guy that was in a bar in Melbourne and an older woman came up and asked him if he wanted to do an adult film. He's a big guy, 6'5", handsome, stereotypical clean shaven good-looking dude. He thought she was just hitting on him or whatever so he brushed her off and she persisted and said she directs films and he was the type of guy she was looking for.

So he declined politely then went home and told his dad about it and his dad said, "I wouldn't usually say this, but there are some decisions in life you will learn to regret."

Hahaha
04:17pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Raven
Melbourne, Victoria
7066 posts
"alt porn"?
They mean alt.porn, Amirite?
04:19pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Timmeh
Brisbane, Queensland
2319 posts
Ms. Angel holds a degree in English Literature from Rutgers University

yes, yes, fuck fuck AWWWW fuck harder yes.
05:22pm 18/06/12 Permalink
reload!
Brisbane, Queensland
6856 posts
fakes his own depth.

wait so brothel investigations weren't really his field? good twist!
06:26pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Pinky
Melbourne, Victoria
13320 posts
wait so brothel investigations weren't really his field? good twist!

Haha, whoops.

The writer probably a degree in cliterature.
06:28pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Fade2Black
Brisbane, Queensland
5060 posts
I approve of number 9.
07:05pm 18/06/12 Permalink
infi
Brisbane, Queensland
18829 posts
Heaps of stupid people get degrees. A degree is not proof in itself of intelligence. Moreover plenty of fuckwits get degrees who will straight out ruin your business.

I care more about a porn star's tits, ass and overall hotness. I could care less about their IQ.

last edited by infi at 19:27:21 18/Jun/12
07:23pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Everlong
32 posts
07:55pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Pinky
Melbourne, Victoria
13325 posts
08:00pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Nerfy
Brisbane, Queensland
6079 posts
Oh my jesus, can't stop laughing.
08:00pm 18/06/12 Permalink
TicMan
Melbourne, Victoria
8042 posts
Must find out name of lemon whore movie.
08:46pm 18/06/12 Permalink
DK
Brisbane, Queensland
715 posts
08:56pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Nerfy
Brisbane, Queensland
6082 posts
Fast forwarding by random jumps through that video only enhanced the hilarity.
09:04pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Pinky
Melbourne, Victoria
13328 posts
Must find out name of lemon whore movie.

The chick hugging the dude is Haley Paige - she died from an OD. I would feel weird about watching porn when you know the person is dead.
09:11pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Dazhel
Gold Coast, Queensland
4965 posts
Haha dirty lemon whore!

More funny porn intros
Edit: Hah, DK posted the snake one!

09:12pm 18/06/12 Permalink
Nerfy
Brisbane, Queensland
6083 posts
The chick hugging the dude is Haley Paige - she died from an OD.

Damn. I hope it wasn't from her line of work, she didn't seem an unenthusiastic exploited kind.
09:40pm 18/06/12 Permalink
TicMan
Melbourne, Victoria
8044 posts

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Dammit.. that's a lot of movies to watch to find the lemon tree scene.
11:19pm 18/06/12 Permalink
teq
Brisbane, Queensland
12993 posts
just search pornhub.com for "lemon whore"

.. at least, that's where I imagine you might find it
07:37am 19/06/12 Permalink
Hogfather
Cairns, Queensland
12623 posts
I disagree with your entire statement, a stupid person absolutely can attain a degree.
our views of what "stupid" is may or may not differ but the reality is that anyone can spend 4-6 years at uni and come out "qualified"
the only thing it proves is that they have the ability to show up regularly and retain information for at least long enough to pass a standardised test.

Depends on the institution and study. Not all degrees are created equal. A stupid person cannot get a computer science or engineering degree from a decent institution, for example.

I know this because I watched people who tried and failed. Not 'everyone' can do it. Rote learning isn't enough. You didn;t even try, so you have no idea what is involved.
I was making six figures before I turned 23 and I did it all after failing grade 10

Jesus Christ, do you have that in notepad somewhere, ready to copy and paste? We all know. The entire fucking internet knows.
07:43am 19/06/12 Permalink
teq
Brisbane, Queensland
12995 posts

Depends on the institution and study. Not all degrees are created equal. A stupid person cannot get a computer science or engineering degree from a decent institution, for example.

I know this because I watched people who tried and failed. Not 'everyone' can do it. Rote learning isn't enough. You didn;t even try, so you have no idea what is involved.


way to completely miss the point.

You said
A stupid person can't legitimately attain a degree of any merit.

and I replied
I disagree with your entire statement ..

and you said
Depends on the institution and study.


You were wrong in saying that "a stupid person cant legitimately attain a degree", get over it.


Jesus Christ, do you have that in notepad somewhere, ready to copy and paste? We all know. The entire fucking internet knows.


Why does this bother you so much, anyone would think you're jealous the way you carry on about me stating a simple fact.
I've probably said it a couple of times now but each time it has been relevant to the conversation.

In this instance we are specifically talking about measurable success after leaving education for a career, something I have experience with.
For the record, I did a week or two of uni as a mature age student back in 2005~ but I found it incredibly difficult to justify when I was already taking home 2k/week after tax and at the end of the degree I couldn't expect to earn any more.
08:24am 19/06/12 Permalink
Pinky
Melbourne, Victoria
13331 posts
Dammit.. that's a lot of movies to watch to find the lemon tree scene.

Giggity
09:30am 19/06/12 Permalink
DeadlyDav0
Brisbane, Queensland
2318 posts
Was browsing imgur this morning and did you guys know some chick from game of thrones used to be in porn.
09:35am 19/06/12 Permalink
greazy
Brisbane, Queensland
5403 posts
Anyone notice that teq has started using relatively properly punctuation since this silly argument has started?

Actually you can see it gradually happening in the above post.

hahaha.

deadlydave: Which? answer: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sibel_Kekilli
04:55pm 19/06/12 Permalink
Vash
3546 posts
Probably because you type it with such arrogance teq.
As for me, i never actually went to highschool and i'm clearing about 80K before tax at the moment, and i have no interest in earning more money considering most six figure careers require alot of dedication & work, unless its a self running business.
The perks make it even sweeter. My goal was to find a job i'd enjoy doing regardless of the monetary value. I found it after quitting about 5 jobs in a 3 month period, and was pretty surprised the money was good as well.
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