I know you will like my anus, many have before. Those are the newest anus on the block, and like I said, my anus is very very expensive, and only special customers were allowed to buy my anus.


I must add, those are a special version, my anus is black.

You may notice a strange smell from your anus. Do not worry; it is the packing material we used to wrap the laptops tightly in the box.


Your Anus will not smell if you keep it in a well ventilated area for 30 minutes. You could also try to clean your Anus every now and then, that would not hurt either.


There is no Fraud here, just some Anus brand Laptops.


Yours Forever
Wilson Tarbuckles
Anus Packer