But he's reportadly doing OK.

I apologize for today's jokes being so late, but I have a good excuse: Tuesday afternoon I had a heart attack--but now, 24 hours later, I'm doing fine. Fortunately, I called 911 immediately, the paramedics got to my house within 5 minutes, got me to the hospital quickly, and within an hour, I was in the operating room having a stent installed. As soon as it was in, I felt better. By last night I felt pretty good, all things considered. I expect to go home tomorrow. My doctor says it's because I didn't wait to get help. So, take some friendly advice: if something "feels wrong," don't hesitate. Call for help!

From his joke of the day mailing list. The jokes aren't always the best as .. well .. he is an old fella but I like just reading his little prefaces to see what the legend is doing heh.

You can sign up here.

If you don't know who he is you're probably too young :)

Who?

Who?

He made some games that young boys probably masturbated to a long time before kat.zip :)

ZOMG. A Sierra dude.

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Glad he's okay.


btw if you don't know who al lowe is you probably shouldn't be on this forum :)

he made Leisure suit Larry

I think you grossly misunderstand the purpose of this forum.

he made Leisure suit Larry

And Freddy Pharkas Frontier Pharmacist I think (I hope I got the name right)

Leisure Suit Larry et al.

Glad he is doing OK though.

Heh I still remember trying to guess my way through the age gate at the start of the original LSL. IIRC there was a simple way you could skip the whole thing, but I didn't find out about that for ages.

Heh I still remember trying to guess my way through the age gate at the start of the original LSL. IIRC there was a simple way you could skip the whole thing, but I didn't find out about that for ages.

Haha yes. My old man had LSL1 installed on our 286. I'd come up with new and interesting ways to trick mum into giving me the answers to the questions.

Heh I still remember trying to guess my way through the age gate at the start of the original LSL. IIRC there was a simple way you could skip the whole thing, but I didn't find out about that for ages.

I guess I had some cracked version because I just pressed enter enter enter (three failed answers) and I was through :-/

Question

Selection

Answer
"Tiptoe Through the Tulips" was recorded by
c
Tiny Tim
"Where's the..."
c
beef?!
A nehru jacket is
b
out of date
Bourbon Street is in
d
New Orleans, Louisiana
Calvin Klein is
c
a clothing designer
Captain Kangaroo's sidekick was
d
Mr. Greenjeans
Charlie McArthy and
d
Edgar Bergen
Does a pair of queens beat 3 deuces?
a
Yes, in Blackjack
Herb Alpert and the ____ Brass?
a
Tijuana
How many molecules are there in a glass of water?
d
as many as there are
I find computer games with adult content
b
acceptable
If a physician were on an island with Bo Derek, he would
d
thank God
If Bo Derek were here, I'd ask her to
d
stop playing computer games
It's not nice to fool
b
mother nature
Joe Dimaggio played
b
Baseball
Lee Harvey killed
c
John F. Kennedy
Mohammed Ali is
c
a professional boxer
Peter Piper picked pickled
c
peppers
Sergent Pepper was
c
the leader of the lonely hearts club band
The largest state is
b
Alaska
The last name of Annette (on the Mickey Mouse Club) was
c
Funicello
The most effective form of birth control is
a
abstinence
The most likely place to find virgins is
c
St. Mary's Girl's School
The most populous city in the US is
c
New York
The result of Watergate was
c
Richard Nixon quit
Utah is full of
d
none of the above
When playing Monopoly you
b
must own 4 houses before building a hotel
Which is non-alcoholic
c
Perrier
Which is not a car?
d
Toshiba
Which is not a cheese?
d
Reisling
Which is not a city in Mexico?
c
San Diego
Which is not an American armed force?
d
the national league
Which is not in Hawaii?
c
Fiji
Who has not been US attourney general?
b
Sam Shepard
Who is buried in Grants tomb?
d
Mrs. Grant
Who was not a famous musician?
d
Tom Garvey
Who was not a politician?
c
W.C. Fields
Who was not an astronaut?
a
John Milton
Who was the leader of Nazi Germany?
d
Adolf Hitler
Who wrote "To be or not to be"?
a
Will. Shakespeare

Original bypass was Alt-X and you skipped the questions :]


Some of just changed a JNE to a JMP and edited the code to skip the questions :P

Original bypass was Alt-X and you skipped the questions :]

Good times :)